Newbie mistake excuse...post edited, so ya know...Calm down there...got caught up in all the testosterone...Actually, he's so bad, I was so intimidated, I messed up!!
Facts About Captain Robau
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Robau forgives most newbie mistakes.
MOST.
MOST.
Robau actually won the Revolutionary War. By himself. Washington was so jealous, he used his pull to rewrite history...
Robau is not as forgiving as Vader is. Or the Emperor.
Vader dreams of being as bad as Robau. He'd kill his Master, and wear his bones as a necklace, for a tenth of that badness.BTW, Vader is still awesome-was a HUGE SW fan in the day...
Once, millions of years ago, Robau decided to try his cooking abilities.
Thus, he made the Primordial Soup from where all life on Earth began.
Thus, he made the Primordial Soup from where all life on Earth began.
Robau stopped time once, because he had an appointment, and needed a few extra minutes to get ready.
Captain Robau is the reason why Anakin Skywalker went from whiny emo kid to the badass asskicker that is Darth Vader.
Robau whupped Vader, Khan,and three Predators, in a Cage Match..with one hand tied behind his back. Oh, and even after someone threw a leaking ALIEN carcass in, and the bloodacid chewed through Robau's left leg...
FOOL! Everyone knows that not even Alien bloodacid can burn through Robau's skin.
I'm not big enough a fool to say that Robau can't beat said team with BOTH hands tied....howzat?And we'll throw in three Gorn-the Mirror, Darkly version...hah!Get em, Big R!!
In the mirror universe Captain Robau is worshipped as a god, they pray to him and offer unto him sacrifice, lest he should smite them with his mighty hand. Tremble with fear in the presence of thee badass god; Captain Robau!
Captain Robau didn't die.
Just ask Neil Patrick Harris.
Just ask Neil Patrick Harris.
Tiberius thought HE was the most bad in the MU...until Robau showed up, and pounded him into the dirt. Ow! He climbed up, and sobbing, begged Robau to let him live, so that he may serve him as a Theta....
Maybe the real Faran Tahir is just too badass to spend his time on these boards. Ever think of that?
Guys so I specifically asked Faran Tahir about the "badass Captain Robau" thread on trekbbs and he laughed and said he knew about it as someone had forwarded him the link. On Robau's return, he said and I quote "anything is possible in sci-fi". He also said he keeps emailing back and forth with JJ Abrams on Robau's popularity.
Robau's mirror is the mirror universe
Robau is so bad, the Orion Syndicate goes to him for lessons.
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