Facts About Captain Robau

[Yeoman Randi]

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I'm utterly convinced that Robau is looking into my soul ... and what he sees isn't making him happy.

Ummm.....i think he is looking into ALL our souls! That is one frighteningly baddass picture!!!!

Trekker56: Welcome! Thanks for posting that link. Fabulous pictures. I love Faran's boots!

Mr. Laser Beam: he did peek into this thread once. He posted a big thank you to us for his support. I recently tried to find his post but couldn't. His user name is gone too. He must have had second thoughts about us!

Faran: In case you peek in again, we LOVE you man!!

 

[6079SmithW]

^"I recently tried to find his post but couldn't. His user name is gone too."

Tahir was trying to cover his tracks so Robau wouldn't find him, but no one escapes the Wrath of Robau! Not even Faran Tahir!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Mr. Laser Beam: he did peek into this thread once. He posted a big thank you to us for his support. I recently tried to find his post but couldn't. His user name is gone too. He must have had second thoughts about us!

It wasn't a post, it was just a picture of Faran Tahir wearing what looked like a jacket with the word 'ROBAU' and a supposed autograph on it. And I believe that picture was faked.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau is so badass, that when he goes #2 in the bathroom his waste matter thanks him afterwards for allowing it to travel through his magnificent and unparalleled digestive tract.

 

[Voyagerian]

I would like to see and know more of the early starship crew, and Robau's relationship with George. It might make for an intriguing book series, IMO, anyway....

 

[Islander]

Robau doesn't need to wipe his ass after he takes a crap. No klingon would dare stick to him.

Plus his butt is has bald as his head and is smoother than a baby's...

 

[SalvorHardin]

Mr. Laser Beam: he did peek into this thread once. He posted a big thank you to us for his support. I recently tried to find his post but couldn't. His user name is gone too. He must have had second thoughts about us!

It wasn't a post, it was just a picture of Faran Tahir wearing what looked like a jacket with the word 'ROBAU' and a supposed autograph on it. And I believe that picture was faked.

Actually, It was me who photoshoped that picture and made the related post.
I was just joking around, Mr Tahir never posted here. Sorry

http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?p=2584044#post2584044

'Hello fans.
This is Richard and I just wanted to let you know I'm watching this thread and all your love is appreciated"

However check this video out, around 5:20

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WD5Dkj78OwU[/yt]

 

[Voyagerian]

Mr. Laser Beam: he did peek into this thread once. He posted a big thank you to us for his support. I recently tried to find his post but couldn't. His user name is gone too. He must have had second thoughts about us!

It wasn't a post, it was just a picture of Faran Tahir wearing what looked like a jacket with the word 'ROBAU' and a supposed autograph on it. And I believe that picture was faked.

Actually, It was me who photoshoped that picture and made the related post.
I was just joking around, Mr Tahir never posted here. Sorry

http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?p=2584044#post2584044

'Hello fans.
This is Richard and I just wanted to let you know I'm watching this thread and all your love is appreciated"

However check this video out, around 5:20

Oh, well...the pix are good, anyway! Will THE REAL FARAN TAHIR PLEASE STAND UP? Come on and visit, sir! Go, Kelvin!

 

[cooleddie74]

Maybe the real Faran Tahir is just too badass to spend his time on these boards. Ever think of that?

 

[Voyagerian]

Good point. I wasn't afraid of the man till now...he's probably beating the tar out of some mugger over in L.A who tries to rob his local Piggly-wiggly...LOL. Move over, McCLAIN!!

 

[Aragorn]

Everyone immediately becomes well-behaved and respectful in online video games when Robau joins them. Because if you annoy him, he's so badass he can kill you by killing your in-game character.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

SALVOR: well, now i feel so....sad!

 

[cooleddie74]

Master Chief in the HALO games was modeled after how Robau used to play with toy guns as a little kid.

 

[Voyagerian]

Okay, I'll go with the testosterone rush here-LOL-and add another....Faran is so bad, that his SHADOW can take a man down!!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau's shadow is so badass, it blocks out THE SUN.

 

[Voyagerian]

Nice addon! Okay....hmmm....Robau's shadow is so bad, that the Shadows from B-5 are asking to loan it so they can wipe out Sheridan and co....no, no, can't let that happen!!

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau created B-5 using a plastic model kit and some string.

 

[Voyagerian]

Robau powered the thing up, with THE SHEER FORCE OF HIS WILL...

 

[Islander]

Robau is so baddass he transcend his own portraying actor. So it's facts about R-O-B-A-U!

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau traveled back in time to 1776 Philadelphia, snuck into Independence Hall and signed the Declaration of Independence using his pseudonym: "Heywood Jablowme."