Facts About Captain Robau
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Robau would never have his ship taken over by a crazy Vulcan, becuase he's destroy said Vulcan fron orbit just by looking at the planet.
And why is Freddy Krueger burnt to a crisp?
Yup, he dreamt about Captain Robau.
Next time, learn why Jason wears a hockey mask and Micheal Myers disguises himself as William Shatner.
Yup, he dreamt about Captain Robau.
Next time, learn why Jason wears a hockey mask and Micheal Myers disguises himself as William Shatner.
Robau parties like its 2199.
Why is it Captain Robou doesn't have his own show, because Faran Tahir can only be that badass for five minutes a year!
Paramount thought about releasing a Special Robau Edition of ST: XI, but decided against it when they realized every man and woman in the store would get pregnant simply due to proximity to his badassery.
The real, secret, purpose of the mass hadron collider is to try and synthesize a single atom of Robauium. The experiment will utterly fail as nothing man-made is capable of generating that much awesome.
p.s. The valence of Robauium is whatever the f*** Robau decides it is at any given time.
p.s. The valence of Robauium is whatever the f*** Robau decides it is at any given time.
Slayer offered to be the house band for Robau: The Musical, but Robau said they weren't badass enough.
And they make any aquarium they are in look badass.
Picard has a pet lion fish named Livingston. Robau has an actual lion named Killingston. People who piss Robau off get to "meet" Killingston.
Guys, new to this board but an absolute fan of Captain Robau and Faran Tahir. I'm a photographer as well and have been peeved that Paramount did those cool low-key headshots of Kirk/Spock for the Star Trek posters but not one of Robau. So when I met Faran Tahir recently for an event in Virginia I _had_ to shoot one of him in character. He is an absolutely cool guy and was a total sport.
Let me know what you guys think.
Here's the link to the gallery of the event
Let me know what you guys think.
Here's the link to the gallery of the event
There was going to be a show on PBS called Mr. Robau's Neighborhood, but it was deemed too dark and violent for children. The suits didn't think children would understand why King Friday and X the Owl would perform a code red on Daniel Striped Tiger to break him out of his introverted ways.
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There was also going to be a series called Captain Kangarobau but it only lasted five seconds after he killed Mr. Green Jeans for questioning his badassery.
Did you tell him about this thread?
I always wondered if he knows about it.
Did you tell him about this thread?
I always wondered if he knows about it.
Guys, new to this board but an absolute fan of Captain Robau and Faran Tahir. I'm a photographer as well and have been peeved that Paramount did those cool low-key headshots of Kirk/Spock for the Star Trek posters but not one of Robau. So when I met Faran Tahir recently for an event in Virginia I _had_ to shoot one of him in character. He is an absolutely cool guy and was a total sport.
Let me know what you guys think.
Here's the link to the gallery of the event
I am so jealous! I wish I could meet Faran Tahir. Welcome aboard! By entering this forum you have been blessed by the awesomeness of Robau, may he grant you eternal wisdom and badassery.
Guys, new to this board but an absolute fan of Captain Robau and Faran Tahir. I'm a photographer as well and have been peeved that Paramount did those cool low-key headshots of Kirk/Spock for the Star Trek posters but not one of Robau. So when I met Faran Tahir recently for an event in Virginia I _had_ to shoot one of him in character. He is an absolutely cool guy and was a total sport.
Let me know what you guys think.
Here's the link to the gallery of the event
I'm utterly convinced that Robau is looking into my soul ... and what he sees isn't making him happy.
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