Facts About Captain Robau

[Deranged Nasat]

Why did Captain Robau cross the road?

'Cause he felt like it. You got a problem with that?

Robau makes the Other Side come to him. The Other Side doesn't need asking twice, too.

 

[barnaclelapse]

Robau smokes indoors in NYC and fears nothing.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Robau smokes in bed and doesn't need a cigarette to do so.

 

[Jeri]

Captain Robau doesn't need a light either.

 

[Nick Ryder]

Robau smokes awesome.

 

[Islander]

You all got it wrong. It is the girl in bed with Robau that smokes. A really, really big cigar...

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau doesn't smoke IN bed.

He smokes beds.

 

[Nick Ryder]

Robaunifornia King Sized bed smokes

 

[GhostFaceSaint]

In Star Trek canon the power of the Q continuum comes from the awesomeness of Captain Robau!

 

[cooleddie74]

Q's answer to no being.

Except Robau.

 

[EnsignRicky]

Robau likes to sleep with women.

Right after he has sex with them.

 

[Aragorn]

Robau is never hungry because right before his stomach can grumble, a cow senses it and throws herself onto the grill.

 

[CaptainStoner]

Robau answers calls from Starfleet Command with his sunglasses on.

 

[Aragorn]

The sun needs to wear Robau glasses.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau will rip out your heart and make YOU eat it.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

The first single by Robau-Wow-Wow is called "I Want Badass."

 

[GhostFaceSaint]

When Ma Ma Robau gave birth to baby Robau she had her husband fixed because she knew that the universe could only contain one!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

You'll tumble 4 Robau.
You'll tumble 4 Robau.
You'll tumble 4 Robau, you'll tumble 4 him.

 

[Broccoli]

Robau's future is so bright, the future needs shades.

 

[barnaclelapse]

Robau's efforts to download a torrent for the complete second season of Newhart were met with complete and unrelenting success.