After he made a bottle to hold the T-1000 energy drink outof Skynet itself.
Facts About Captain Robau
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After he made a bottle to hold the T-1000 energy drink outof Skynet itself.
Screw that, Robau made the temporal paradox that brings Skynet into power and doom humanity, just so that he could have something to watch.
Robau is both SkyNet and the human resistance. The war is just one of his schizophrenic episodes.
Which he only has when he is bored and just so he can findout what it's like.
He's both sides? Oh my god. Robau has alternate personalities? This means he may have a personality even more badass than the one we know!!
*Is terrified beyond reason*
NOW you begin to fully understand just how badass The Robau is.
Indeed! I thought I knew. I was wrong. Forgive me, Robau! Have mercy!
The Robau is merciful. But only if you show complete deference to him and admit you will never be 1/1000th as badass as even his hair follicles.
Done and done. Praise be to His Supreme Awesomeness, His Total Badassery, The Almighty and Incomparable Robau.
The Robau accepts your groveling. Now go fetch him a burrito and a cold beer.
^And while you're at it, ya might wanna consider logging on to the Robau on-line Seminar I talked about....
HERATIC!!!
NO MORTAL MAN shall proceed beyond the MILLIONTH-point marker--by order of Robau himself!!!
HERATIC!!!
NO MORTAL MAN shall proceed beyond the MILLIONTH-point marker--by order of Robau himself!!!
Robau is not of The Body, becuase HE IS THE BODY BITCHES!!!!!!!!!
Captain Robau does not like the new Nero comic book.
Captain Robau does not like the new Nero comic book at all.
Captain Robau does not like the new Nero comic book at all.
Robau wants to get his own daytime radio talk show...and dammit...it'll beat EVERYONE else's.
He'll start a new EIB Network: Excellence in Badassery.
He'll start a new EIB Network: Excellence in Badassery.
Because... he decided that we all needed to be punished? Well, that's his prerogative.
Indeed.
Plecostomus
Commodore
Captain Robau overheard me talking to the wife about wanting some french fries for dinner so dropped the bomb on Paris.
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