Facts About Captain Robau

[cooleddie74]

Robau leaves a room the same way he enters. Through the ceiling. With a bazooka.

 

[EnsignRicky]

Robau runs barter town.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau is judge, jury, executioner, pallbearer, gravedigger AND mad scientist who'll bring the dead back to life.

 

[M'Sharak]

Facts About Captain Robau can fill a book the infinite size of the multiverse.

The Cliff Notes version is written in fire in letters thirty feet high on the far side of the Quentulus Quazgar Mountains, and is written over top of some boring message which Robau scratched out.



(+5 Geek points for getting the reference.)

Life, the Universe and Everything

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Robau is judge, jury, executioner, pallbearer, gravedigger AND mad scientist who'll bring the dead back to life.

And after he brings you back to life he kills you all over again.

 

[Daneel]

Charles Foster Kane's actual dying word wasn't "Rosebud", it was "Robau" -- the mispronunciation was simply a result of his faltering body and mind.

 

[rgb1701]

The Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future once visited Robau- he kicked their asses over to Groundhog Day.

 

[EnsignRicky]

Robau's your huckleberry.

 

[EnsignRicky]

Who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew, cover it with choclate and a miracle or two? Robau can.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew, cover it with choclate and a miracle or two? Robau can.

And he looks manly and badass doing it too.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau likes my avatar. End of story.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Captain Robau likes my avatar. End of story.

As the taste of Robau is legendary and infallable, we all now like your avatar.

 

[SilentP]

Captain Robau likes my avatar. End of story.

As the taste of Robau is legendary and infallable, we all now like your avatar.

We all hail cooleddie, for he is favoured by Robau

 

[Islander]

If Robau gives you the finger, he's letting you know how many seconds you have left to live.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

If Robau gives you the finger, he's letting you know how many seconds you have left to live.

And its best that you accept your fate because you will never escape him.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau doesn't give you the finger if he's mad at you...he gives you the fist. Repeatedly.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau could of been an Admiral but then he remembered that the Admirals are the ones he forces to do his paper work for him.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau's paperwork?

Having nOobs wipe his ass for him.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau likes his enemies soft served.

 

[cooleddie74]

In a cone. With the crushed bones of other enemies sprinkled on top.