Facts About Captain Robau
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E.T. phoned Robau.
Robau is actually Christ and Mohammed reincarnated.
Robau will darken the sky with his badass.
The Godfather couldn't make Robau an acceptable offer.
Captain Robau IS the Godfather bitch!
I mis-read that as "Captain Robau is the Godfather's bitch!"
Not quite what you were going for.
Robau takes a penny.
Robau leaves a penny.
Robau leaves a penny.
Robau doesn't need to shave his head. His hair is too badass to let itself be seen.
See Robau's penny, pick it up...your body is never found.
I mis-read that as "Captain Robau is the Godfather's bitch!"
Not quite what you were going for.
Robau is NOT amused he will come by later and crush your soul.
And she LIKES it.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? If you're Robau...just one.
Robau doesn't need a light bulb. His scalp lights the way.
Even now in the cold dark deepness of space Robau plots his return, pray he does not consider you his enemy that day.
Robau became more powerful than you can possibly imagine...BEFORE he was struck down!
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