Facts About Captain Robau

[cooleddie74]

Robau once shot a man on New Reno Colony...just to watch him disintegrate.

 

[Squiggy]

Robau doesn't use the Force, Robau IS the Force

Robau doesn't use the Force. The Force uses Robau.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Robau's superhero costume is way cooler than Obama's.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau is WHY Obama got elected. Indiana doesn't just "go blue" without help from time traveling badasses!

 

[M'Sharak]

Party politics are beneath Captain Robau. They'd all better vote Robau, or else...

 

[Islander]

What?!? The mod that closes thread faster than his shadow posted here? Yes, Robau is that good...

 

[Islander]

The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Robau didn't kill you in your sleep.

 

[stonester1]

Robau doesn't use the Force, Robau IS the Force

Robau doesn't use the Force. The Force uses Robau.

Because Robau allows it.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Courtmarsheling Robau is punishable by death, painful painful death.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau shall henceforth be refered to as Lord Robau master of the badass until an even cooler title can be found for him.

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Captain Robau shall henceforth be refered to as Lord Robau master of the badass until an even cooler title can be found for him.

The only title awesome enough for Robau is "Robau".

Henceforth, he shall be known as Robau Robau.

 

[indranee]

guys, Robau-worshipers, trekkies -- here's a video I found on Faran Tahir:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tbKg8c-b78

 

[EnsignRicky]

Robau shot the sheriff. He also shot the deputy for looking at him funny when he shot the sheriff.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

You want to know a secret?

The Mods actually had no real authority over the site, Robau is the one actually running it, the Mods can't do anything unless Robau approves it first.

 

[Squiggy]

R0bau runs this shit.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

All Your Canons Are Belonging To Robau.

 

[Praetor]

Robau set us up the bomb.

 

[Squiggy]

I am become Robau, the destroyer of worlds.

 

[Praetor]

Look upon Robau and tremble.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Wait for a sign from Robau The Badass; he will come in one of the pre-chosen forms.

During the rectification of the Sombreroes, the Badass came as a large and moving Studio Plant.

Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the SHOUTING VULCANS, they chose a new form for him -- that of Faran Tahir!

Many Haters and Nitpickers knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of Tahir that day, I can tell you!