Facts About Captain Robau
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Robau's first pet as a small boy?
A shark with a frickin' PHASER BEAM attached to its head!
A shark with a frickin' PHASER BEAM attached to its head!
He was born on a mountain top in Tennessee;
The greenest state in the land of the free;
Raised in the woods so's he knew ev'ry tree;
Kilt him a b'ar when he was only three.
The greenest state in the land of the free;
Raised in the woods so's he knew ev'ry tree;
Kilt him a b'ar when he was only three.
Ri-chard...Ri-chard Ro-bau!
King of the Final Fron-tier!
King of the Final Fron-tier!
Robau doesn't take separate #1s and #2s in the bathroom. He just does one humungous #3 and gets it over with.
Robau's baby formula?
Ground-up Slim Jims and beef jerky.
Ground-up Slim Jims and beef jerky.
Robau didn't need to trick or treat. All the local kids brought THEIR candy to HIM.
It's not how long he makes it, it's how he makes it long.
The Camel would walk a mile for him.
The Camel would walk a mile for him.
And He was turned away at the door.
The song was originally titled "Don't Fear The Robau", but had to be changed because that isn't possible.
When you die, Robau is the first thing you see. And the last if you were an asshole.
Robau needs no phone book, even to tear in half.
When he gets angry at numbers, he wipes out arithmetic itself using his time machine.
When he gets angry at numbers, he wipes out arithmetic itself using his time machine.
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