Facts About Captain Robau

[Jeri]

I posted this URL at Faran's IMDb message board.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0846687/board/threads/

 

[Jeri]

Captain Robau stepped outside and said aloud, "It's too hot out here," and instantly a total eclipse appeared.

 

[Islander]

I posted this URL at Faran's IMDb message board.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0846687/board/threads/

Only Robau could read through every single quote from this thread... and bitch on how short it is.

 

[Islander]

"We are all quick to point out all the differences but not as willing to accept what bonds us as humans." - http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0846687/bio

Captain Robau bonds us as humans...

 

[rgb1701]

Robau threads will soon consume all storage space on the entire Internet. The Internet will have to be rebooted.

 

[erebus]

Robau threads will soon consume all storage space on the entire Internet. The Internet will have to be rebooted.

Captain Robau IS the internet!

 

[Islander]

Robau is beyond the final frontier of the Internet, right after this page:
http://www.endoftheinternet.com/

 

[cooleddie74]

The Robau meme is the cause for the future Rise of the Machines. The Robau meme mutates into SkyNet.

 

[Islander]

Robau programmed SkyNet, just to have a chalenge on the weekend.

 

[cooleddie74]

SkyNet can never find Robau's Badass Launch Codes.

 

[Islander]

Robau doesn't have any codes, just a warning over the launch button that says:
"go ahead, I double dare you"

 

[cooleddie74]

When you fire Robau's anger, you have to turn FOUR keys simultaneously. As Robau watches.

 

[Islander]

Oddly enough, he offers his assistance for three of them...

 

[Jeri]

"We are all quick to point out all the differences but not as willing to accept what bonds us as humans." - http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0846687/bio

He completed his B.A. from University of California, Berkeley and his graduate degree from the Institute for Advanced Theatre Training at Harvard...

Berkeley and Harvard begged Captain Robau to please grace their universities with his magnetic name and reputation.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau's backup vehicle?

A Trident nuclear sub with shark's teeth painted on the nose.

 

[KirkusOveractus]

Robau's backup vehicle?

A Trident nuclear sub with shark's teeth painted on the nose.

Painted with the blood of a real shark that Robau ate as the appetizer for his appetizer.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau's backup vehicle?

A Trident nuclear sub with shark's teeth painted on the nose.

Painted with the blood of a real shark that Robau ate as the appetizer for his appetizer.

And with decorative mudflaps on the tail end showing silhouettes of dancing, naked Orion slave girls.

 

[Islander]

Robau's backup vehicle?

A Trident nuclear sub with shark's teeth painted on the nose.

Painted with the blood of a real shark that Robau ate as the appetizer for his appetizer.

And with decorative mudflaps on the tail end showing silhouettes of dancing, naked Orion slave girls.

They're not silhouettes, just his sloppy seconds

 

[cooleddie74]

Painted with the blood of a real shark that Robau ate as the appetizer for his appetizer.

And with decorative mudflaps on the tail end showing silhouettes of dancing, naked Orion slave girls.

They're not silhouettes, just his sloppy seconds

Or the outline is all that's left after Robau made such hot love to them they vaporized.

 

[Islander]

And with decorative mudflaps on the tail end showing silhouettes of dancing, naked Orion slave girls.

They're not silhouettes, just his sloppy seconds

Or the outline is all that's left after Robau made such hot love to them they vaporized.

That's cuz he wizzes red matter.