Facts About Captain Robau

[Squiggy]

Captain Robau experienced infinite diversity in infinite combinations before you had breakfast.

 

[Jeri]

If Captain Robau forgets to put postage on his mail, it arrives anyway.

 

[Squiggy]

Captain Robau audits the IRS and has found numerous filling errors.

 

[Jeri]

Yes, if Captain Robau disagrees with someone, it is because they are wrong.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Captain Robau audits the IRS and has found numerous filling errors.

And now they are known as the Internal Robau Service.

 

[Nick Ryder]

Robau actually stands for - Really Outrageous Bad-Ass Uberman. A name Kahn really wanted when he found out his name really stands for - Kinda Anal Hulky Nerd

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Robau actually stands for - Really Outrageous Bad-Ass Uberman. A name Kahn really wanted when he found out his name really stands for - Kinda Anal Hulky Nerd

Actually, his name would stand for Kinda Hulky Anal Nerd. And that's even worse.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Unlike Chris Pike, Robau isn't a cannibal. Whenever he's hungry, people will turn into cows and cook themselves.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Ro Ro Ro your Bau, gently down the badass.

 

[commodore64]

Robau made the mirror universe, and it only took two days. One minute to create it and the other time to enjoy Mirror Kira.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau cereal comes with a prize inside every 100 boxes: your very own microgalaxy where Robau is worshipped as a deity.

 

[Jolantru]

When Nero struck down Captain Robau, he became more powerfull than he can possibly immagine.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau IS the Force.

 

[erebus]

Captain Robau knows the last digit of PI

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau CREATED pi.

 

[ITL]

Robau is so badass he can make multiple memes his bitch.

 

[Squiggy]

You win the thread!

 

[erebus]

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau is so badass he can make multiple memes his bitch.

ASTRONOMICALLY AWESOME WIN

 

[stonester1]

Robau made the mirror universe, and it only took two days. One minute to create it and the other time to enjoy Mirror Kira.

And Mirror Uhura. Damn, that version of the TOS female uniform...