Facts About Captain Robau

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau uses the doomsday machine as a toothpick

Then eats it.

And he doesn't even need to chew.

Robau's digestive tract can easily handle the equivalent of a 97.835-megaton fusion explosion anyways.

 

[erebus]

It was Captain Robau who taught Rocky how to eat lightning and crap thunder.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau is so badass, Queensbury rules in boxing had to be modified so he didn't accidentally kill THE GLOVES.

 

[Scotty]

Captain Robau briefly starred as a robotic policeman in his own badass tv show Robaucop.

 

[cooleddie74]

A late night show with Robau was briefly considered, but soon abandoned because Robau would cause the sun to rise in the middle of the night so it could watch his show...turning human society upside down.

 

[erebus]

Captain Robau briefly starred as a robotic policeman in his own badass tv show Robaucop.

in which he says "what gives you the right to break the law?" before dispensing justice with his mighty fist.

 

[cooleddie74]

Not fist.

SCALP.

 

[Scotty]

Captain Robau briefly starred as a robotic policeman in his own badass tv show Robaucop.

in which he says "what gives you the right to break the law?" before dispensing justice with his mighty fist.

And which featured his well know catchphrase "My friends call me Captain Robau, but you can call me God".

 

[cooleddie74]

ROBAU: Some people accuse me of having a Badass Complex. And I tell them...it's not a complex.

I am Badass.

 

[Scotty]

Captain Robau shot Greedo first.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau made the Kessel Run in under 12 scalp follicles.

 

[erebus]

Captain Robau shot Greedo first.

After asking him what were the good things he remembered about his mother.

 

[Scotty]

Captain Robau can suck the moisture out of ducks.

 

[erebus]

Captain Robau can make an omelette without breaking any eggs.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

TVTropes users, Robau knows you're watching.

He's disappointed that he's not at the top of this list.

There will be consequences, of course.

 

[erebus]

Imposters all! They will surely feel the wrath of Robau, especially in movie titles divisible by 2.

 

[Scotty]

Years ago, Captain Robau told George Lucas that making a prequel Star Wars trilogy was a bad idea....

He was right.....

 

[rgb1701]

Explosive yield is no longer measured in Megatons of TNT.

The new calibrated scale is 1 nanoRobau = 1 Megaton, and that's being generous.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Captain Robau briefly starred as a robotic policeman in his own badass tv show Robaucop.

"Dead or alive, I'm still badass."

 

[erebus]

Captain Robau briefly starred as a robotic policeman in his own badass tv show Robaucop.

"Dead or alive, I'm still badass."

... in ANY universe.