Facts About Captain Robau

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The Kelvin can run solely on the badass field surrounding Robau- but Starfleet forced him to have at least one warp nacelle so his crew had something to use when he was on R&R (only to visit his Mom- Robau doesn't *need* rest or relaxation)

 

[ITL]

Robau fucking well knows how to use the edit button.

 

[Squiggy]

If he ever needed to use it...which he doesn't...because Robau posts perfect the FIRST time.

 

[Scotty]

Death once had a near-captain-Robau experience.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau makes Admirals piss there pants in terror.

 

[cooleddie74]

The Atavachron time portal on Sarpeidon doesn't change Robau's cellular chemistry. Robau changes ITS.

 

[erebus]

The illuminatati didn't appear in star trek 11 because they were too scared of Captain Robau.

 

[cooleddie74]

Tom Hanks' hair in the Dan Brown movies?

The polar opposite of what Robau would ever allow himself to be seen growing and wearing.

 

[erebus]

A sequel to Da Vinci with Captain Robau would be called Da Robau, because all the Demons would be too scared to appear in the same film and the Angels would be Robau's servents.

 

[urbandk]

Da Robau shit out some anti matter, and it blew up all of Dan Brown's benighted books.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau IS the Illuminati.

 

[erebus]

And his shit is a best seller

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau's shit doesn't contain peanuts.

It contains THE STATE OF GEORGIA.

 

[erebus]

in 3d

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau doesn't wear hats.

Hats ask to be worn by him, though. And he always refuses.

 

[Scotty]

Robau doesn't wear socks. He's says they slow him down.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau doesn't need toothpaste. His choppers are made of pure neutronium coated in badassium.

 

[erebus]

Robau doesn't need toothpaste. His choppers are made of pure neutronium coated in badassium.

Captain Robau uses the doomsday machine as a toothpick

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau doesn't need toothpaste. His choppers are made of pure neutronium coated in badassium.

Captain Robau uses the doomsday machine as a toothpick

Then eats it.

 

[erebus]

Robau doesn't need toothpaste. His choppers are made of pure neutronium coated in badassium.

Captain Robau uses the doomsday machine as a toothpick

Then eats it.

And he doesn't even need to chew.