V'Ger was 105 Robaus wide under the old system of cosmic measurement. But only one-tenth as badass as Robau himself.
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V'Ger was 105 Robaus wide under the old system of cosmic measurement. But only one-tenth as badass as Robau himself.
They use that in the Kobiyashi Maru test.
Each cadet has to rate a minimum of .1 Robaus, or they'll be assigned to a Dilithium mining station.
But you have to admit...a walking, talking Robauprobe saying "The carbon units are not badass enough" would be awesome.
Which is why Captain Pike was the only graduate of the Academy not serving in a dilithium mining station when Nero attacked.
Afterwards, it was revised to a more reasonable 0.01 Robaus.
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10 Robaus equals one Kirk.
10 Kirks equal one Cooleddie.
10 Cooleddies equal one Robau.
Think about it.
10 Kirks equal one Cooleddie.
10 Cooleddies equal one Robau.
Think about it.
Robau is quantum mechanics also; when the box is closed, Robau is both alive and dead, until someone opens the box. Then Robau's always alive.
And Robau's uncertainty principle states, that certain pares of physical properties, like badassness and coolness, cannot apply to one person at the same time, unless that person is Robau.
Quantum cosmology and Robau are one and the same.
The square root of the pi of the hypoteneuse of Robau?
BADASS INFINITY.
BADASS INFINITY.
Speaking of which, Robau can divide by zero. He laughs at Stephen Hawking, who can't.
Robau is his own perpetual motion machine.
Kirk didn't actually cheat on the Kobayashi maru test he was just reenacting one of Robau's battles with the Klingons.
James T is only a badass because he's Robau's secret love child. Robau turned off the auto pilot so Kirk would have to stay on board.
Robau invented the goodass/badass intermix chamber. It causes a chain reaction of awesomeness that's a million and a half times more powerful than matter and antimatter combined.
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