Facts About Captain Robau
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Robau doesn't have "bad" tattooed on his ass -- it's a birthmark.
(Nice artwork.)
(Nice artwork.)
Such epic freaking win.
May the Great and Glorious Robau reward you with this free gift basket, which includes some nice sharp cheddar and a gift certificate to Borders.
May the Great and Glorious Robau reward you with this free gift basket, which includes some nice sharp cheddar and a gift certificate to Borders.
In the original script of Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull, Indy was supposed to hide inside of Captain Robau before the nuclear explosion, but then a consulting physicist said that it wouldn't have been believable because, in real life, Robau's badassness would have frightened the atoms into not splitting. So the opted for the fridge.
Captain Robau doesn't "beam" anywhere, he hops into a torpedo tube and fires himself planet side.
Captain Robau doesn't wear sombreros...even as cool as they are. The brim reduces the badass glare of his scalp and gives his enemies an unneeded advantage.
...unless that is what Robau wants the enemy to think.
I see you're beginning to comprehend the scope of Robau's badassness.
He's da Roc. And he has a shiny head.
He's da Roc. And he has a shiny head.
He should wear a transparent sombrero.
They should clone Robau and put him on every ship in every function. That way the Federation will RULE THE UNIVERSE!
"Measure of a Badass"
The Federation Department of Systems and Measures has defined the unit of badassness to be "1 Robau".
To this point, only one person has gotten over .3 Robaus. That man?
Captain M.F. Robau.
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