Facts About Captain Robau
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Captain Robau serves EVERY dish cold.
Captain Robau is only in this movie for 10 mimutes at the most AND still makes every other Star Trek captain look like a putz.
I mean.... you people!!!!
Captain Robau is seven feet tall and shoots missiles out of his eyes and force lightning out of his ass.
Plecostomus
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I mean.... you people!!!!
Captain Robau is NOT AMUSED with your attitude. Repent, and your death will be less violent and painful.
Captain Robau is NOT AMUSED with your attitude. Repent, and your death will be less violent and painful.
I'm dead already!!!
Plecostomus
Commodore
I mean.... you people!!!!
Captain Robau is NOT AMUSED with your attitude. Repent, and your death will be less violent and painful.
I'm dead already!!!
That's the spirit!
Your death will be bloody and amusing. Well amusing to us True Believers anyway.
That's the spirit!
Well amusing to us True Believers anyway.
And it will leave us amazed at how Robau can bend bones we didn't think could bend.
Captain Robau is seven feet tall and shoots missiles out of his eyes and force lightning out of his ass.
Doc Brown invented his time machine to try and escape from Captain Robau. What Brown failed to realize is that Robau always has and always will exist. Escape is impossible.
Plecostomus
Commodore
That's the spirit!
Well amusing to us True Believers anyway.
And it will leave us amazed at how Robau can bend bones we didn't think could bend.
Remember the time Robau made that one dude fuck himself by tearing him apart and reassembling him? That was one for the history books.
That's the spirit!
Well amusing to us True Believers anyway.
And it will leave us amazed at how Robau can bend bones we didn't think could bend.
Remember the time Robau made that one dude fuck himself by tearing him apart and reassembling him? That was one for the history books.
Whats even cooler is that he only took 0.00000000000000000000000000005 seconds to do it.
Plecostomus
Commodore
Remember the time Robau made that one dude fuck himself by tearing him apart and reassembling him? That was one for the history books.
Whats even cooler is that he only took 0.00000000000000000000000000005 seconds to do it.
That was because Robau was in a merciful mood. Normally when he is really angry at non-believers the punishment lasts for YEARS.
Robau is a dish best served bald.
Captain Robau is a fan of all seven sins.
But he's gonna have to go with Wrath if you peons don't keep posting.
But he's gonna have to go with Wrath if you peons don't keep posting.
Captain Robau is the guardian of the 11 secret herbs and spices.
You know how some people pay to get into a movie just to watch a certain trailer and then leave immediately afterward? Same thing is happening with Star Trek -- once Robau's role is over in the movie, people get up and leave. Then they get back in line to watch the next showing just so they can see Robau again. And the cycle repeats.
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