Facts About Captain Robau

[KirkusOveractus]

"Then you can ask Captain Nero what gives him the right to attack a Federation vessel."

-'nuff said.

 

[Nick Ryder]

Robau is neither good nor bad, he just IS

 

[cooleddie74]

What does Captain Robau need with a starship?

Two words:

Friday. Nights.

 

[EnsignRicky]

Pike wants to see Kirk do better than his father, because he knows there's no way he'll ever do better than Robu.

 

[Aragorn]

You know "Eight Minute Abs"? Captain Robau only needs to do it for one minute.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau requires only 0.07 Second Abs. And even then he's on the abbreviated program.

 

[Aragorn]

When Robau cooks instant oatmeal, it's cooked before he even finishes opening the package.

 

[Squiggy]

When Robau wants Pop Tarts, they automatically appear in his mouth.

 

[Nick Ryder]

Robau can survive in space and even fight an entire starship by HAND. One mighty punch from his fist can cause a warp core breach.

 

[Plecostomus]

The All Mighty Robau has issued a new command: 2,000 by May Eight or else!

 

[Nick Ryder]

:Bows before the Mighty Robau: 2000 posts....aye sir!

 

[Nick Ryder]

Robau was so awesome they needed to give him an extra digit to his ship's registry number.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Captain Robau isn't coo-coo for Cocoa Puffs. Cocoa Puffs are coo-coo for Captain Robau.

 

[indranee]

just what IS with you people and Robau?!?!

 

[slappy]

just what IS with you people and Robau?!?!

He's literally the greatest captain of all time. Not movie captain, greatest captain in general. That includes boats, sports team captains, and Captain Crunch.

 

[Nick Ryder]

If it were a choice between Obama and Robau, Robau would not only win, he'd win every election in the word simultaneously. Robau would usher in a new period of peace and badassness.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

just what IS with you people and Robau?!?!

What do you mean by "you people?"

 

[Dart]

Captain Robau takes his own name in vain.

 

[Cky]

Robau got annoyed when he watched Heroes the other day. He thought that it was a program all about him. Subsequently, all TV has now been destroyed.

 

[Dart]

If you disrespect Robau, have no fear, you are already dead.