In the final scene of the BSG finale, Baltar and Six are discussing God, saying that he doesn't actually like being called by that name. The name the BSG God actually prefers is his true name, Richard Robau.
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Captain Robau is love.
And pain, fear, death, hyper death, badass, mega hyper death, and coolness.
And pain, fear, death, hyper death, badass, mega hyper death, and coolness.
Nero doesn't actually destroy the Kelvin. He makes fun of Robau's momma, which angers him and causes the crew to abandon ship and its quick demise, not to mention George Kirk sat in his chair!
A klingon once tried to kill Robau, Robau responded by ripping the klingons head off and shoving it where the sun don't shine 
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Robau called. Worship faster or he WILL destroy us all.
Captain Robau is the champion my friends.
Plecostomus
Commodore
He will he will he will ROCK YOU.
Tremble at the might of Robau's Photonic Quantum Transphasic hyper mega death canon Cannon.
Guaranteed to be the most Badass thing in your cereal aisle!
Don't be surprised if Tony the Tiger and the Lucky Charms Leprechaun are cuaght hiding in the soup aisle. The Sugar Crisp Bear will go to the Meat Department, end up in the grinder, and hey look at this mysterious new product. Captain Crunch will demote himself to Commander, and serve as Robau's new XO. The Honey Nut Cheerios Bee will probably be stupid enough to take on Captain Robau, and regret it.
Don't be surprised if Tony the Tiger and the Lucky Charms Leprechaun are cuaght hiding in the soup aisle. The Sugar Crisp Bear will go to the Meat Department, end up in the grinder, and hey look at this mysterious new product. Captain Crunch will demote himself to Commander, and serve as Robau's new XO. The Honey Nut Cheerios Bee will probably be stupid enough to take on Captain Robau, and regret it.
Now with 1,000,000% more badass.
Now with 1,000,000% more badass.
Each box comes with a free 5-oz. vial of testosterone and a hypo.
Plecostomus
Commodore
Robau don't need that shit. He's just glares in the general direction of the target... massive destruction ensues.
Captain Robau can make his dick grow with a simple thought.
Captain Robau is shocked and appalled to learn his friend Dr. M'Benga isn't in this movie.
Dr. Manhattan is simply a piece of lint from Captain Robau's jeans.
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