Facts About Captain Robau

[Plecostomus]

The Captain doesn't care how many times we repeat ourselves... he cannot get an erection unless we post here.

 

[Aragorn]

Captain Robau has faith... faith of the heart.

 

[NCC75010]

Being new here (and maybe just stupid), I must ask....Who the F@#k is Captain Robau?

 

[SalvorHardin]

Being new here (and maybe just stupid), I must ask....Who the F@#k is Captain Robau?

That would be the captain of the USS Kelvin in the new movie.

 

[M'Sharak]

Being new here (and maybe just stupid), I must ask....Who the F@#k is Captain Robau?

That would be the captain of the USS Kelvin in the new movie.

See this thread. Images here.

 

[NCC75010]

Thank you, so kind. And may I add that the captain scares the shit out of me as well!!

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Captain Robau has happened before, and Captain Robau will happen again.

So say we all.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau isn't linear.

He's everywhere.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau is the second coming of Bill Adama.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau CAN reach these keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeds....

 

[Dart]

Captain Robau's first name is Richard. So if you call him a dick. You'd be right.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau is the true master of the universe.

 

[DeVario]

Captain Robau doesn't need a starship to travel the galaxy. He just demands the planet to come to him. It does.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Four out of five klingons cower in fear of Robau. After Robau heard this he obliterared the fifth klingon.

 

[Aragorn]

Robau is so badass he doesn't need to enlist OR enroll in Starfleet. They came to his parents before he was even born and accepted him in.

 

[captcalhoun]

Captain Robau is the only person who could defeat Stringfellow Hawk and Airwolf.

 

[DeVario]

The needs of Captain Robau outweigh the needs of the many, the few and the one.

 

[Dart]

Captain Robau has a cape tucked in his under pants.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

ATTENTION THIS POST CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR A SINGULAR DESTINY







If the Typhon Pact messed with Captain Robau's day, he would literally rape their childhoods, and you don't even want to know how you can frape a Tholian childhood .

 

[Plecostomus]

Captain Robau is the only person who could defeat Stringfellow Hawk and Airwolf.

Well, nothing can defeat Airwolf, not even Robau.

He did however beat up 4th season crew for being such bad actors and then took the 'chopper for a joyride before setting it free.