Facts About Captain Robau

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau doesn't make love. He COPYRIGHTS it.

 

[John Picard]

Captain Robau doesn't do pushups. He pushed the planet down and then pulls it back up.

Captain Robau showers in the morning with Ajax. No water.

 

[The Wormhole]

Captain Robau is so cool he can make his dick grow with just one hand.

Actually, Captain Robau's penis is so large, the only orifice big enough for him to put it in is a Sarlacc pit. Captain Robau also wears Time Lord pants (they're bigger on the inside).

 

[Aragorn]

Every time someone mentions Captain Robau on a message board, that person has to pay Robau $100 because it's an honor and a privilege to do so.

 

[Qonos]

Captain Robau sells his sweat at 1000 dollars a bottle. It cures Blindness, makes men more virile and women more attractive... That's why everyone is hot in the future, ALL PRAISE ROBAU.

It also has an pleasing lemon flavor.

 

[Skywalker]

Captain Robau can repel firepower of that magnitude.

 

[John Picard]

On a scale of 1 to 10, Captain Robau is a 38.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau's Phaser comes with 3 settings stun, kill, and hyper death. Hyper Death is only used in extreme emergencies because it takes the guy shot with it out as well as the planet said guy is on.

 

[Eric Cheung]

Captain Robau's Phaser comes with 3 settings stun, kill, and hyper death. Hyper Death is only used in extreme emergencies because it takes the guy shot with it out as well as the planet said guy is on.

That's not his phaser. It's his heat vision.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Captain Robau doesn't die, he just changes his name to Robert April.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Captain Robau's Phaser comes with 3 settings stun, kill, and hyper death. Hyper Death is only used in extreme emergencies because it takes the guy shot with it out as well as the planet said guy is on.

That's not his phaser. It's his heat vision.

Robau's hyperdeath setting not only kills the guy, but also wipes out his entire genetic line all the way back to Adam.

 

[Aragorn]

That's not global warming melting the ice caps -- that's just Captain Robau's smoldering hotness.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

That's not global warming melting the ice caps -- that's just Captain Robau's smoldering hotness.

Captain Robau is so hot that he makes the sun look like a night light at Stevie Wonder's house.

 

[John Picard]

Captain Robau can win at Connect 4 in one move.

 

[Skywalker]

You know why you can never find Waldo? Because he's hiding from Captain Robau.

 

[DaveyNY]

Captain Robau is so cool he can make his dick grow with just one hand.

???? OMG! ??

I must be Captain Robaus' Ancestor!!

I've been able to do that since I was nine years old!!

And if that is true, then Capt. Robau has 'Attributes' that will scare some women and fascinate other's!!

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Captain Robau is so talented in the bedroom, that Women Come and Go at the same time!

 

[starburst]

Arguments over "my god is better than your god" amuses Captain Robau...after all every god bows down to Captain Robau, he is the one true God!

Captain Robau finds all of the posts in this forum amusing, but after all we are only human worshipping the Badass that is Robau

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau is the one person who can beat Godzilla.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau once made Minute Rice...and traveled back in time.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Captain Robau invented Pizza.

Badass.