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Excelsior captain holding something in SFS

Come on, it's nothing more than extention of the guy's penis. Some people put a large ram-air intake on the top of their car some people carry around a stick for no real descernable purpose.

Yeah, but an air intake is for receiving additional air intake so wouldn't that actually mean that the person who uses likes to "receive more" :lol:

Anyway....

I just write it off a Stiles being a douchebag. Sort of like when he was mouthing off to Scotty about breaking the Enterprise's speed-record. The guy was a pompous dill hole that probably had half the fleet pissed off at him. he's probably the sort that hailed every senior officer or crewman he served with that looked at him crossed eye and bragged about his new command.
 
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Yeah, but an air intake is for receiving additional air intake so wouldn't that actually mean that the person who uses likes to "receive more"

Anyway....

I just write it off a Stiles being a douchebag. Sort of like when he was mouthing off to Scotty about breaking the Enterprise's speed-record. The guy was a pompous dill hole that probably had half the fleet pissed off at him. he's probably the sort that hailed every senior officer or crewman he served with that looked at him crossed eye and bragged about his new command.
:lol: I guess this is what happens when you ask a simple question about why the captain likes to hold his stick on the bridge. :p
 
Peach Wookiee said:
Maybe Captain Stiles found the Elder Wand and thought he could actually use it as the... Deathstick...

You know... it never occurred to me that anyone watching TSFS wouldn't know what a swagger stick was.

But I'm damned if I know what those things you just mentioned are.
 
137th Gebirg said:
I saw a piece of conceptual artwork years ago on that very thing. It did have buttons on it. Have no idea what they were for.

The buttons helped transform the average 23rd century swagger stick into a high-tech, 23rd century adult toy.
 
A beaker full of death said:
Trekker4747 said:
Swagger stick, ridding crop, intergalactic butt-plug whatever the hell it was the only thing we can for sure say about it is: "Compensating."

Balls. British officers carried them for centuries.

Edmund: Don't forget your stick, Lieutenant.

George: Oh no, sir -- wouldn't want to face a machine gun without this!

Blackadder Goes Forth
 
SeerSGB said:

I just write it off a Stiles being a douchebag. Sort of like when he was mouthing off to Scotty about breaking the Enterprise's speed-record. The guy was a pompous dill hole that probably had half the fleet pissed off at him. he's probably the sort that hailed every senior officer or crewman he served with that looked at him crossed eye and bragged about his new command.

There's a reason they gave Excelsior to someone else when it came time to send it out into space to represent the Federation.
 
Well, of course according to the dropped line in ST II (and McInytre's novelizations of ST II-IV), it was originally to have been Sulu's ship, so Styles was even more an interloper.
 
Perhaps Kirk pulled some strings to get Styles in instead of Sulu in order to protect Sulu. If Sulu succeeds in stopping Kirk than Spock is dead, if Sulu fails it will appear as though he did it on purpose and his career is over.

Of course, this only works if Kirk was planning to steal the Enterprise from the get-go. But it's possible he is sufficiently well-versed in bureacracy to know Morrow won't say "yes" when he asks.
 
Guartho said:
SeerSGB said:

I just write it off a Stiles being a douchebag. Sort of like when he was mouthing off to Scotty about breaking the Enterprise's speed-record. The guy was a pompous dill hole that probably had half the fleet pissed off at him. he's probably the sort that hailed every senior officer or crewman he served with that looked at him crossed eye and bragged about his new command.

There's a reason they gave Excelsior to someone else when it came time to send it out into space to represent the Federation.

One of the best moments in the old 80s DC Comics: Kirk knocking Styles flat on his ass out cold, shoving him in a shuttle, and sending him off towards a starbase.
 
It's a cheerleader spirit stick...and it must NEVER touch the ground. Who's with me? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! :D
 
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