Evidence that Earth was in contact with the DQ before 2371

[Lynx]

Yesterday I found out that aliens from the Delta Quadrant must have visited Earth in the beginning of the 21th century (or maybe in the 20th century).

I was doing my Friday shopping in my local food store.

I looked around and what did I see?

Well, not "lonely people staring at me" as David Coverdale sings in the Whitesnake song "Love Ain't No Stranger" but something completly different:

A Leola Root!

It is somewhat paler than those the Voyager crew found on that planet i 2371 but it is no doubt that it is a Leola Root. Obviously growing up on another world in a colder climate makes them more pale in color.

Still, the truth is out there, as Fox Mulder used to say. It's obvious that aliens from the Delta Quadrant have visited our world and brought with them the most valuable they could offer, the Leola Root.

Probably they were Talaxians.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

IF that was leola root no one would complain about it because ginger is delicious.

That said last time I was in a crappy alley in the city, which was on Thursday, I did see some disheveled looking dudes who now that you mention it resembled talaxians. If they are among us they aren't doing too well.

 

[Melakon]

Are you sure it wasn't Captain Braxton and his homies?

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Well there was a shopping cart..

 

[Melakon]

My cat is trying to convince me it's treat time at 3am. Again.

What she doesn't know, of course, is I have access to something called a clock.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

What kind of cat slave are you?! Give that creature her treat!

 

[Melakon]

She'll win eventually. Probably within 15 minutes, after she forgets about it.

The tricky part is she's in the middle of the room right now and is keeping an eye on me. If I look in her direction, or shift in the chair, she thinks that's the cue.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

This is her life as a hunter. A small, furry, domesticated indoor hunter.

If she suddenly was as big as a tiger she's probably kill and eat you.

 

[Melakon]

I finally gave in after she came over to me again. Never mind that there's a full bowl in the kitchen. Whatever they put in those treats either tastes pretty goddamn good, or is addictive.

Now I don't see her, so she must have gone back to her den (a cardboard box).

Regarding the food bowl, I think she only eats the kibble bits she likes and leaves the rest.

 

[JirinPanthosa]

This is her life as a hunter. A small, furry, domesticated indoor hunter.

If she suddenly was as big as a tiger she's probably kill and eat you.

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/kitty_hug

Yeah, kitty does not respect time of day! Kitty wants to be pet, kitty jumps on your bed at 2 AM. Close the door? Kitty meows for two hours straight. Go to the bathroom? Kitty takes opportunity to get in the door then hides somewhere you can't reach kitty so then later when you settle down in bed, kitty can jump on the bed.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

I remember one day I bought mine Aldi cat food, the dry stuff. I figured how bad can it be? Everything else they make is pretty good so.. and wow, it was cheap.

Poured it into the bowl and they looked at it and looked at me and acted like I had poured cardboard in there. They didn't eat one bit. I ended up feeding it to possums.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

This is her life as a hunter. A small, furry, domesticated indoor hunter.

If she suddenly was as big as a tiger she's probably kill and eat you.

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/kitty_hug

Yeah, kitty does not respect time of day! Kitty wants to be pet, kitty jumps on your bed at 2 AM. Close the door? Kitty meows for two hours straight. Go to the bathroom? Kitty takes opportunity to get in the door then hides somewhere you can't reach kitty so then later when you settle down in bed, kitty can jump on the bed.

HAHAHAHAh that's a great comic.

There is nothing worse than being almost asleep and suddenly realizing the stupid cat is in the bedroom and is going to be making noises banging into stuff and you have to get out of bed and find the stupid cat which takes way too long.

 

[jaz'a]

I remember one day I bought mine Aldi cat food, the dry stuff. I figured how bad can it be? Everything else they make is pretty good so.. and wow, it was cheap.

Poured it into the bowl and they looked at it and looked at me and acted like I had poured cardboard in there. They didn't eat one bit. I ended up feeding it to possums.

Cats are weird about food. They don't care about quality - they want consistency. The same brand and heaven help you if you buy whatever was on special.

I got lucky once and had a cat who would only eat homebrand.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

What a blessed cat that was jazamul

I have long thought whiskas has some drug in it because once they start eating that they get very snooty about everything else.

 

[Melakon]

Try living in a studio apartment where there's just one room and a bathroom.

The worst moment with a cat was in my married days. One night, we were in bed and getting frisky, and I guess the cat wanted to see what was going on. He jumped up and landed right on my ass with claws extended to hang on.

 

[Jeri]

Evidence that Earth was in contact with the DQ before 2371

Oh, sure; Arridor and Kol brought it with them.

"We won. We won!"
"No, my friend. Not exactly. To be precise... we won again."
- Kol and Arridor

 

[Lynx]

Evidence that Earth was in contact with the DQ before 2371

Oh, sure; Arridor and Kol brought it with them.

"We won. We won!"
"No, my friend. Not exactly. To be precise... we won again."
- Kol and Arridor

Yes! They must have been transported through the wormhole to our century and their only chance to survive and make a fortune was to start growing and selling Leola Root.

 

[Melakon]

They were advising Republicans during the last two presidential elections.