Anti-Tellar bias!!! Next you'll be telling us that M'Ress poops in a big box of sand! Shame!
(as if adding this were necessary)
I knew the Prime Sus of Tellar. He was a friend of mine. And you sir are no... Sorry.
Of course the Prime Sus only bowls in a mud bath. He IS the Prime Sus after all. Not one of those lesser Sus you see prancing around on their polished hooves like they invented mud or something. Geez!
