ENTER | SF&F Avatar Contest: Star Wars Merchandise

[Orac]

Welcome to the all new SF&F Avatar Contest!

Due to the excitement about the recent Star Wars teaser trailer I've chosen a Star Wars theme and that theme is:

Star Wars Merchandise

There is a plethora of this shit to choose from, so have at it!

Image sizes of avatars must not exceed 150x150px and file sizes must not exceed 140kb.

 

[Chris3123]

Isa nothing creepy about disa. Nosa.

 

[Timelord79 (he/him)]

This is sooo wrong!
And look at the pose!!

 

[Saga]

 

[Kai "the spy"]

I just googled. Good heavens, there's a lot of SW shit out there. This might take a while.

 

[kirk55555]

 

[Flying Spaghetti Monster]

Yes, this is real, but not easy to get

It's George Lucas as a stormtrooper

 

[Kai "the spy"]

Seriously, I have three avatars ready. How am I expected to choose from this brilliant pile of crap?!

Okay, breathe!

Right, I think I've decided.

Here it is:

Han Solo in Carbonite-Pop Tarts. How could something so tasteless be so yummy?!

 

[Klaus]

Here's a real one that I wish wasn't: The Lego playset of Anakin's "Tusken Encounter". I saw this in a We-Be-Toys and frozen in horror lol.

I'm assuming they rejected the My Lai playset w/exclusive Lt. Calley figure.

 

[Kai "the spy"]

I used to build Star Wars out of Legos before there was Lego Star Wars. I also used to build Star Trek out of Legos. Good times.

 

[Avro Arrow]

A Chewbacca backpack. Seriously, apparently.

 

[auntiehill]

Hers & His Hand Towels (or, er, "Han" towels)

 

[tharpdevenport]

Can it be a fake Star Wars product? In other words, something that looks like it would be for sale but isn't.

 

[Orac]

I'll allow it.

 

[tharpdevenport]

I'll allow it.

Cool. I knew I had to do this as soon as I saw it:

Full size:

 

[Set Harth]

I used to build Star Wars out of Legos before there was Lego Star Wars.

Me too. Making the AT-AT out of old school Legos was a bitch.

 

[Kai "the spy"]

I never tried my hand at an AT-AT, but I could build a pretty mean X-Wing, complete with removable R2 and movable wings.

 

[Showdown]

A Millennium Falcon bottle opener

 

[Avro Arrow]

Can it be a fake Star Wars product? In other words, something that looks like it would be for sale but isn't.

I'll allow it.

Huh, now you've got me considering changing my entry, because I gave up my first pick when I found out it wasn't a real product! Hmmm....

EDIT: So which should I go with, (real) mini-Chewbacca on your back, or (not-so-real) Death Star Grill?

 

[Orac]

I like the Death Star Grill myself, here's mine: