Found it!
No more having to hide in the trunk of the Batmobile or pretending to be asleep. ;-)
"Nonsense nothing!"
Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present the winner!
ENTER! Misc. Avatar Contest - Road Signs
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Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present the winner!
This is a real town in Germany:
not only that. here is a fun fact:
Driving a car it's only 42 minutes from German Petting to Austrian Fucking through Tittmoning.
Proof:
I can't believe I didn't think of Fucking first. (Go on, give that sentence to someone and withhold the context)
Okay, changing entry from Petting, Germany, to Fucking, Austria, and I especially like the picture I found.
It's even funnier with the text on the lower board. While translated by meaning it's something like "No Speeding, Please!", translated literally it's "Please - not so fast."
^Contest. Over. 
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You know, this is an kind of an interesting travel thread, learning all about these unintentionally vulgar place names 
There's also Tittling in the vicinity. (Plus Kehrwisching and Hirnschnell, my favourites [broomwiping and brainfast]
)Also, in the same region you can drive from Bieselbach to Kothinggrub via Klobach (from peecreek to dungpit via loobrook). If you're a fan of weird place names, Lower Bavaria will be your Eden
But beware! If you come here by motorbike, better make a detour around Rockerfing (biker-catch)
One of those "iron mole" vehicles, like in At The Earth's Core (and The Incredibles and Stargate and a few other things). Actually, I think the only way out of this one would be a Transporter.
Now I've got "Slow Ride" playing in my head.
You know, this is an kind of an interesting travel thread, learning all about these unintentionally vulgar place names
I'm pretty sure we could turn this around, too, if we go looking for American towns that mean something funny in other languages.
We're vying for second place at this point.
I'm going to be sneaky and do a last-minute entry swap. 
I was waiting to see if anyone else chose this one as their entry, but as no one has I'm going to claim it. This is a sign on the Forth Bridge in Scotland a few years ago. I don't know for certain if this sign is real, but I really, really hope it is, and it very often is blowy as fuck in Scotland with the Bridge occasionally being closed for reasons of safety. Of course the "Also my last day" bit clinches it.
Just about two-ish hours left to enter if anyone else wants to take part!
I was waiting to see if anyone else chose this one as their entry, but as no one has I'm going to claim it. This is a sign on the Forth Bridge in Scotland a few years ago. I don't know for certain if this sign is real, but I really, really hope it is, and it very often is blowy as fuck in Scotland with the Bridge occasionally being closed for reasons of safety. Of course the "Also my last day" bit clinches it.
Just about two-ish hours left to enter if anyone else wants to take part!
I was going to originally do a sign for the city of Intercourse, but I couldn't find one that said "Now Entering Intercourse", so I nixed it. Then I found a funny one from a business in that city, but business signs were nixed by the thread starter.
Seriously, they should have a sign saying that, and one on the other side of the road that says "Now Exiting Intercourse. We Hope You Enjoyed Your Breif Stay."
Seriously, they should have a sign saying that, and one on the other side of the road that says "Now Exiting Intercourse. We Hope You Enjoyed Your Breif Stay."
