ENT Caption Competition #106: Deer, Ducktor

[Willow]

Phlox: Well, I see the problem. This is not YOUR heart! We need to get this heart back to Oz immediately! There is a man made of tin that has been searching for this heart for over two centuries.

 

[Willow]

Phlox: I am SO sorry Captain! The boxes were mislabeled. THIS is the box of the contraceptives that I was supposed to give the crew. I must've given them the multi vitamins by mistake...

Phlox: And...here we have the result of my mistake. It appears Hoshi is having triplets.

 

[T'Girl]

Gentlemen, shall we all avoid the obvious Trip jokes?

Phlox: "So what happen again?

T'Pol: "Commander Tucker tripped and fell into my mouth, now I can't close it.

 

[Hutchy01]

Phlox: Is this the Coffee drawer or the Russian Roulette supplies?

Phlox: And...here we have the result of my mistake. It appears Hoshi is having triplets.

Reed: Bloody hell doctor you work fast!

T'pol: Doctor could I have four Raisins today please?

 

[tharpdevenport]

Gentlemen, shall we all avoid the obvious Trip jokes?

Phlox: "Lt. Reed, ensign Mayweather, and even miss Sato will be along shortly to make a deposit. Mr. Tucker has been banned by admiral Hutchy. Oh, and captain Archer will be coming shortly."

Archer: Off screen, "OH BOY!"

 

[Hutchy01]

Gentlemen, shall we all avoid the obvious Trip jokes?

Phlox: "Lt. Reed, ensign Mayweather, and even miss Sato will be along shortly to make a deposit. Mr. Tucker has been banned by admiral Hutchy. Oh, and captain Archer will be coming shortly."

Archer: Off screen, "OH BOY!"

I really didn't help the case for clean comedy!

 

[LeadHead]

Phlox: I'm sure whatever you're talking about is very interesting to you. Get out.

Phlox: What happened here?

Trip: Well, I cross-connected the Warp plasma relays and the Impulse generators, which led to a 6.3% increase in overall engine power-

Phlox: What happened to the injured man?

Trip: Something about sticking his head into the warp reactor, nothing serious.

Guy on screen: Hey! You in the front row! Turn your communicator off! There's a movie going on here!

Hoshi: Hey! Those subtitles aren't what I'm saying!

Phlox: You're in perfect health. Now get out of this war of people dying of a highly infectious disease!

T'Pol: Vulcans do not yawn, unless the story told by their doctor is exceedingly boring.

 

[T'Girl]

Phlox: "I've been reading Earth's Bible and I find that your eye offends me.

Phlox: "Yes I was right, according to these reading the color of your shirt is completely wrong with you complexion. Perhaps some soft brown tones?"

 

[tharpdevenport]

"Hum, according to my scans, the shirt is blue."

 

[Hutchy01]

"Hum, according to my scans, the shirt is blue."

But according to a Re-scan it is White and Gold. (Yeah I know we should have left the joke behind in 2015 but it was too good)

 

[Nebusj]

The new thread is, I hope, up! I think! I'm not really sure how this new formatting works. I'm sorry.

http://www.trekbbs.com/threads/ent-caption-competition-107-sleeping-targs.278397/