Hi again all and welcome to the next round of Enterprise Caption Competitions. I had a little trouble getting the next round of stills ready, because for all there is to talk about in Dear Doctor it's surprisingly hard to find pictures that look goofy in that really good Caption-This! way. But I struggled on and looked through all I could and finally, yes, found a head shot of T'Pol.
Also our pet rabbit is doing extremely well, with much more energy than he's shown in a year or so. He's even taken to standing on his hindpaws to await raisins again, although he wishes to discuss with me the rule that he can't have more than three raisins in a day.
Before you can enjoy that, though, please look at the winners of the last go-round.
I'm going to start with the tag-team award, which delivered my belly laugh of the week:
Our Poor Boy From A Poor Family award goes to ...
It's also how each of the last five karaoke nights I've been to has ended up. Well, my song is Sam the Sham and the Pharaoh's 'Little Red Riding Hood' anyway.
Reminding folks that the way to my heart is through my advanced degree in mathematics ...
Under the 'Been There With Netflix, Just To Re-Watch The Veridian Dynamics Ads On Better Off Ted' category we have ...
Reminding us of the dangers of phoning someone's parents on a Tuesday ...
And activating my Comic Strip Nerd Remembering The Classic Bloom County Meadow Party 1984 Convention Sequence ...
The precious I Got It Before The Explanation, But Like It Anyway trophy goes to ...
And for ``Boy, Have I Been There'' Points ...
Reminding us there's never a bad time for an awkward moment ...
And this chilling view of an alternate tomorrow, which would make my sig quotes if I kept sig quotes ...
And now, with only minor ado, please enjoy this selection of pictures from Dear Doctor.
Thank you all, and the best of luck!
Also our pet rabbit is doing extremely well, with much more energy than he's shown in a year or so. He's even taken to standing on his hindpaws to await raisins again, although he wishes to discuss with me the rule that he can't have more than three raisins in a day.
Before you can enjoy that, though, please look at the winners of the last go-round.
I'm going to start with the tag-team award, which delivered my belly laugh of the week:
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REED: Says here they're making a new Star Trek show.
SATO: What, the adventures of Admiral Reed? *snort*
REED: I'll have you know the feedback about a possible Kickstarter has been very positive.
Our Poor Boy From A Poor Family award goes to ...
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♫ Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? ... ♫
T'POL: The Vulcan Science Directorate has determined that there is no escape from reality.
TRIP: Darn. That was a nice sing-along we had going there.
It's also how each of the last five karaoke nights I've been to has ended up. Well, my song is Sam the Sham and the Pharaoh's 'Little Red Riding Hood' anyway.
Reminding folks that the way to my heart is through my advanced degree in mathematics ...
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Reed: (to Mayweather) Now, to find the area of that crater, you take the radius squared and multiply by pi.
Mayweather: Uh, what does a "square" have to do with a "circle", and does it matter what flavor pie?
Under the 'Been There With Netflix, Just To Re-Watch The Veridian Dynamics Ads On Better Off Ted' category we have ...
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Captain's Starlog Supplemental. Now that we've deployed the new subspace amplifier, we can resume mooching HBO GO off of our parents subscriptions.
Reminding us of the dangers of phoning someone's parents on a Tuesday ...
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MR.REED: He wet the bed until he was twelve. Slept with a nightlight on till he went to University. When did you stop breast feeding him? At ten?
MRS REED: He was six, dear.
HOSHI: Uh...thanks. Just need his favorite dessert.
And activating my Comic Strip Nerd Remembering The Classic Bloom County Meadow Party 1984 Convention Sequence ...
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Speaker: Mph-mph mmm zzz-mph.
Archer: Hoshi, can you clean that up?
Sato: No, sir, the problem is with the source. Maybe just try again?
Archer: (sigh) OK. I'D LIKE EIGHTY BURGER COMBOS...
The precious I Got It Before The Explanation, But Like It Anyway trophy goes to ...
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REED: [reading] "Starfleet Manual on How to Eat. Part 1, Section A: Pick up your fork." Okay, that's done. What's next?
(Because he's a by-the-book kind of guy.)
And for ``Boy, Have I Been There'' Points ...
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Archer's "Mr Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" Youtube reaction video.
Reminding us there's never a bad time for an awkward moment ...
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"So, what are you doing after your next duty shift?"
"NOT NOW, MADELINE!"
And this chilling view of an alternate tomorrow, which would make my sig quotes if I kept sig quotes ...
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Archer: We won't go back! You have no idea what's it like in our universe! United Earth is gone. Lens Flares and gazelles are everywhere!
And now, with only minor ado, please enjoy this selection of pictures from Dear Doctor.








Thank you all, and the best of luck!