Archer: "Subcommander, use the ship's sensors and scan the area two meters directly in front of my current position.
I sure hope that's pudding."
ENT Caption Competition #102: Sid Meier's Star Trek
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Archer: "Subcommander, use the ship's sensors and scan the area two meters directly in front of my current position.
I sure hope that's pudding."
Archer: "Is that the machine that makes Fizzy Lifting Drinks?"
Shepard (o/s): See that down there? That's the shield controller. After we fight our way down there, it'll be up to you and I to defend the three of us from many waves of attacking Collectors, while Tali hacks into the controller in order to bring down the shield. Once it's down, we can proceed on to the next section, where we should be able to locate the Prothean artifact.
Archer: I'm sorry, who are you again?
Trip: "Oh, yeah. I've seen this happen before.
When forehead zits get that big you're just askin' for trouble."
TRIP: Pickin' up somethin' on sensors, Cap'n.
ARCHER: Any idea what it is?
T'POL: A highly localized disturbance in the space-time continuum.
ARCHER: Anything like it in the Vulcan database?
T'POL: We call it a "hidden Mickey."
KITTY SANCHEZ: SAY GOODBYE TO THESE, MALCOLM!
Every game begins with one block. This summer, Paramount Pictures proudly presents... TETRIS: THE MOTION PICTURE.
ARCHER: What are they saying?
RIANN: "Rise..."
"It's not at all where I thought it'd be," remarked Archer, after finally finding the clitoris.
Ron Moores "nuQuantum Leap," as it came to be known among fans, left much to be desired.
JACK: That transporter effect works really well.
ZACK: Did it all in Windows Movie Maker.
JACK: Seriously?
ZACK: Yep.
JACK: Too bad mom wouldn't let us move the bench out of the way. It just makes the whole scene look like we shot this in our basement.
STAR TREK: SHAKESPEARE sounded like a good idea on paper but turned out to be a laughable mess as a fan film.
Friends, Romulans, Countrymen point me your ears!
Archer: "Trip, use the ship's transporter and send down a better plot. We've done all we can with this one and the episode is barely half-over.
Contact Admiral Forrest to get permission if you have to, but get it down here and fast!"
"Archer to Enterprise.
Will somebody up there tell me why nobody mentioned this planet's lack of big styrofoam rocks?"
STAR TREK: SHAKESPEARE sounded like a good idea on paper but turned out to be a laughable mess as a fan film.
Friends, Romulans, Countrymen point me your ears!
WINNER!
Archer: "So....does this thing play Blu-rays?
Because I'm not investing this much in a new system if it won't play my Blu-rays."
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