Trip: "See? I told the Subcommander I'd prove her wrong.
The new Starfleet-issue men's undergarments are more absorbent than the last ones."
ENT Caption Competition #101: Breaking The Bow
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Trip: "See? I told the Subcommander I'd prove her wrong.
The new Starfleet-issue men's undergarments are more absorbent than the last ones."
Archer: "Yeah, well, you're going to have to hold it until we clear this solar system and finish these scans. It's not my fault you drank an entire bottle of beer."
Trip: "Stanley, get me a long-range scan!"
Archer: "Okay, that does it. No more Laurel and Hardy shorts on Movie Night."
T'Pol: "And for today's attempt at Earth humor: Pull My Nucleus!
The comedy lay in the fact that a cometary nucleus releases many noxious gases. Allow me to demonstrate using this display...."
Archer: "I can't tell -- is that your constipated face, sad face, musing face, or you found out they're gonna kill you off in the finale face?"
"Admiral Wenceslas was right. It IS deep and crisp and even!"
VULCAN MUSEUM DIRECTOR: Here we see the humans' greatest contribution to galactic culture to date: Asteroids.
ARCHER: You are working right now, right?
TRIP: Yep!
ARCHER: And what level are you up to?
TRIP: 12! Oops.
MIST MONSTER: Oh damn it, humans finally got off Earth. Time to move to another galaxy.
TRAVIS: Hey Malcolm, why did we set up that flood light above this crater? It was kind of a lot of work.
REED: But look at all this contrast! All these shadows! Doesn't that look cool?
TRAVIS: I thought you said the shuttle window had solar filters!
REED: Did I? Must have misread the manual.
TRAVIS: AUUUGHH I'M BLIND!
T'Pol: "According to Vulcan sensor records dating back to the last century, this location contains pockets of what you humans like to refer to as 'bling.'
Low-yield phase cannon bursts should release the swag from the pockets and we can then retrieve it using a shuttlepod.
Boy-EEEEE."
I'm looking forward to the next contest myself. This one's been a hilarious ride but we need to know the winners!
No pressure, though. Whenever time allows.
No pressure, though. Whenever time allows.
Archer: "You watched The Godfather again last night, didn't you?"
Archer: "You watched The Godfather again last night, didn't you?"
Trip: Hey you canna not tell me a whatta to watch!
Archer: "Holding your breath until you turn blue isn't going to work, Trip.
We're not watching Weekend at Bernie's for Movie Night this week and that's that!"
