ENT Caption Competition #101: Breaking The Bow

[Nebusj]

I'm glad folks are doing a thriving business with the main batch of images for this round. And as promised I do have a supplement to give just a touch more room to play for this competition. Until I can pick a decent set of pictures from the next exciting episode please consider having some fun with these, too:

 

[Willow]

REED: Sorry, Travis. You're a little too tall, and a little too heavy, for me to carry over the threshold.

 

[Willow]

TRAVIS: Well, Lieutenant, that was disappointing. You promised me rainbow colored smoke. Though I'm not surprised, since you screwed up the stupid unicorn you promised me too.

 

[Ithekro]

T'Pol: The Klingons have bases here, here, and here. We shall strike at dawn. The code phrase from the achievement of surprise will with be the ancient Vulcan tome of T'Ra. T'Ra, T'Ra.

Trip: I think I've seen this flick before.

Trip: I said I was your chief engineer. I'm here to rebuild your carborator and change the plugs on your starship here. Don't tell me you put in one of them fancy fuel injection systems. I hate computers telling me what to do.

Reed: Wampas through the smoke! Ready to lay down some heavy fire and watch out for random astromechs!

Travis: You call this home?

Reed: Its better than nowhere.

Data: Captain Picard, we have caught the shuttle in a tractor mean, but the temporal gradiant is off by a factor of forty-seven exactly.

Picard: Exactly? Throw it back. It can only be trouble if we pull in that shuttle. Leave it to whenever it came from.

Moments later:

Tucker: Did you see the size of those nacelles!?

Reed: Or that torpedo tube?

Tucker: I gotta get me one of those.

 

[cooleddie74]

T'Pol: "And right here in these locations are where our scans appear to indicate the cometary nucleus contains the highest concentration of plot devices and wacky character dialogue."

Archer: "Anything?"

Trip: "Nope. But I did just save us 15 percent on our shuttlepod insurance by using that last subspace relay we dropped off to switch us to GEICO."

Malcolm: "Uh-oh. Not only are we in trouble, but I think I have to go to the bathroom."

Travis: "Think that's bad? I just did."

 

[Hutchy01]

Trip: I found "the little engineer's room"

 

[Willow]

TRIP: Ewww...that one smelled like rotten eggs and moldy cheese!
ARCHER: It MUSt have been Porthos....
TRIP: C'mon , Cap'n , he's not even on the BRIDGE.

 

[cooleddie74]

Archer: "Alright, I'll concede. That's a good Bill Clinton impression.

Now get back to those scans and let me know when you see something."

 

[eyeresist]

ARCHER: Trip, there is no rapid-aging virus on the ship. You're just an idiot.

 

[eyeresist]

TRIP: Well, Daniels told me that in about 100 years this "Captain Pike" impression will be a laff-riot.

 

[cooleddie74]

Trip: "I couldn't do it, Sir. I tried, but nothing's workin'.

I can't find a way to clear the next level of Super Mario."

 

[eyeresist]

Trip sees Archer is about to make another speech, so narrows his eyes and shuts his mouth tight to avoid the inevitable shower of spit.

 

[eyeresist]

ARCHER: See, Trip, I said something like this would happen if you kept fooling with the superglue.
TRIP : Mmmmh-mmmh-mmmmh.
ARCHER: Hoshi, can you translate?
HOSHI: You don't want to know.

 

[cooleddie74]

Archer: "Told you the Tearjerker bubble gum was strong."

 

[Ithekro]

Ten in a row?

Meanwhile in Trip's mind:

'Hmmm, Why am I finding this Vulcan sexy?'

'I want Pie.'

The struggle for dominance continues....

 

[tharpdevenport]

"Okay! Who let ensign Troi drive the shuttle?!"

 

[cooleddie74]

Malcolm: "Sterile? I doubt that'll happen, Ensign.

Alien tractor beams have been reported to cause occasional flaccidity problems, but male sterility? No."

 

[eyeresist]

T'POL: No, it's not a duck, it's a Sobalian fire slug. Have you not played charades before?

REED: [sighs] I told the captain not to pull Shran's finger, but I guess he didn't listen.

REED : Come on, Travis, we can still win this three-legged race!
TRAVIS: I keep trying to tell you, there's no point in a three-legged race with only two people.
REED : Then how about a relay race?
TRAVIS: How the hell did you make Lieutenant?

TRAVIS: [piloting] That's the great thing about space - there's no up or down or left or right, just infinite space in every direction. Whee!
REED : Blaaaaaaarrgh.

 

[cooleddie74]

T'Pol: "And right here is where we will set up the dunking booth for those crewmembers who want to see Mister Reed and Commander Tucker wear swim trunks and get wet."

Malcolm: "It's a bug bomb. The Captain said this comet had some enormous roaches so we'll have to wait for the cloud to dissipate before we head back to the shuttlepod."

Travis: "If we don't make it, I just wanted you to know it's been an honor serving with you aboard Enterprise."

Malcolm: "Thank you, Ensign. It's been an honor serving with me as well."

 

[Hutchy01]

Archer: "Alright, I'll concede. That's a good Bill Clinton impression.

Now get back to those scans and let me know when you see something."

Archer: T'pol great Lewinsky impression!


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