Trip Tucker: "My GOD! That's moose-turd pie!...[turning to Chef and continuing]...It's good though!"
ENT Caption Competition #101: Breaking The Bow
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Trip Tucker: "My GOD! That's moose-turd pie!...[turning to Chef and continuing]...It's good though!"
T'Pol: It is...it is green.
Trip: You can eat this, T'Pol. Genuine Georgia pecan pie. No animals.
T'Pol: I am not certain that eating it will not kill me.
Malcolm: "No, Travis. We are not going to be putting a carrot down there."
Staring contests: the rarely-seen and unspoken third phase of deadly weaponry in Vulcan mating rituals.
Staring contests: the rarely-seen and unspoken third phase of deadly weaponry in Vulcan mating rituals.
And the pools for the first person to make it sexual/mention Pon Farr are now over!
Archer: "Admiral Forrest's art skills are improving.
I guess."
Archer: "Oddly enough, doctor, I still remain uncertain whether this is a drawing of T'Pol or a young Vulcan I met on their homeword, named Spock."
Trip: "Those art classes where you draw the cartoon turtle seem to be paying off, Captain!"
Malcolm: "There. Now we can say we've seen the Subcommander without any clothes and with a smile on her face."
Travis: "And with a warmer personality, too!"
"Most unfortunate.
I was not the tenth subspace caller. I had wanted that pair of Rigellian music festival tickets."
Malcolm: "Inform the Captain that we've located the episode's biggest plot hole! Request further orders before we activate the next subplot!"
Thanks for the win! 
T'Pol: I appreciate the use of the IDIC.
Trip: I'd appreciate if your people would start liking the philosophy of the IDIC sometime before season 4.
Archer: We've found a comet.
Reed: Excellent, Sir. Shall I arm torpedoes?
Archer We're not blowing it up.
T'Pol: Actually Captain, there is a valuable mineral beneath the surface of the comet, a well plaecd explosive would be helpful.
Archer: Are you always trying to countermand my orders?
T'Pol: It's a living.
Reed: Excellent, I just posted a photo of this on SpaceBook and it's already got 1,000 likes. Lets keep it quiet about having to blow it up to get at the valuable minerals, ok?
Phlox: (over comm) And 23, and 24, and 25-
Reed: Doctor! I really think there must be a better time to have us do our daily exercises.
Phlox: (over comm) Nonsense, now that's it for squats. We'll move on to the lunges.
T'Pol: I appreciate the use of the IDIC.
Trip: I'd appreciate if your people would start liking the philosophy of the IDIC sometime before season 4.
Archer: We've found a comet.
Reed: Excellent, Sir. Shall I arm torpedoes?
Archer We're not blowing it up.
T'Pol: Actually Captain, there is a valuable mineral beneath the surface of the comet, a well plaecd explosive would be helpful.
Archer: Are you always trying to countermand my orders?
T'Pol: It's a living.
Reed: Excellent, I just posted a photo of this on SpaceBook and it's already got 1,000 likes. Lets keep it quiet about having to blow it up to get at the valuable minerals, ok?
Phlox: (over comm) And 23, and 24, and 25-
Reed: Doctor! I really think there must be a better time to have us do our daily exercises.
Phlox: (over comm) Nonsense, now that's it for squats. We'll move on to the lunges.
Trip: "Can we finish the staff meeting later, Sir?
Chef's catfish and collard greens are comin' back with a vengeance and I need to step into the little engineer's room."
Trip: "It's a good thing you lit all these scented candles. Few things smell worse than a Vulcan's quarters after they've eaten raw vegetables and plomeek soup for lunch."
