ENT Caption Competition #101: Breaking The Bow

[Smellincoffee]

Archer: Okay, emergency meeting. Dr. Phlox's birthday is coming up, and we need to surprise him. Ideas?
Phlox, OS: First, don't invite all senior staff to the meeting.

T'Pol: Words fail me.
Archer: I'll tell them you were too overwhelmed to speak.
T'Pol: That might be wise.

 

[Avro Arrow]

Thanks for the wins, Nebusj!

Tucker: Is that... Yoda?
Archer: Oh, we are *so* getting sued...

Archer: I don't get it! I've replaced the toner, I've restocked the paper, there's no paper jam... so why is the damn error light still blinking!?

Mayweather: Seriously! Those structures *cannot* be natural! They're obviously evidence of some alien intelligence who previously lived on this comet.
Archer: Yeah, right, Travis. Stop channelling Hoagland and just fly the shuttlepod.
Mayweather: ... sir, you know aliens are *real* in our universe, right?

T'Pol (thinking): Between this image, and the one from last week with Shran and I, it would seem that Nebusj has an unhealthy fascination with my head...

Pie: ♫ I'm just a pie
Yes I'm only a pie
And I'm sitting here just waiting to die
Oh, yeah, somebody's gonna eat me; it'll probably be Trip
Then I'll be stuck down in his stomach with some catfish and parsnip
Oh how I wish that I could run awaaaayyyy....
How I hope and pray I could try
But today I am still
Just a pie ♫

 

[cooleddie74]

Trip: "Say what you want about the old rock and roll records, but that's the best David Bowie album cover I've ever seen."

 

[Finn]

Archer: Had the dream again?

Trip: Yeah. This Riker person again....

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Archer: What the hell is 'PC Load Letter'?!?!?

 

[cooleddie74]

Archer: "I'll admit I'm bad at old Earth history, but....

why does Donkey Kong throw the barrels, again?"

 

[hux]

TFTW

T'Pol: It's hard to believe that this was the winning entry in the competition to find a helmsman

Trip: We put the dog poo in a torpedo and fire it into space
Archer.: And you all agree this is necessary
T'Pol: The smell is getting too much

Bakula: The aliens in this show are getting worse every season

Reed: Captain, we've found the scripts for season two. It's not looking good

T'Pol: This vibrator is most unimpressive

Archer: If Boomer doesn't work out, we've asked this pie to take over his responsibilities

 

[Mach5]

Trip: This thing stream Netflix?

 

[Drob]

Director: I need those storyboards now!

Archer: We have landed on planet Bryce 2.0

 

[eyeresist]

ARCHER: So Travis likes to be called "Gaby". Hmmm. I'll have to remember that.

ARCHER: I don't care if you need it for engineering, - from now on, superglue is BANNED on this ship!
T'POL : That seems logical. I suspect we will be stuck here for some time.
TRAVIS: [thinks] Oh crap, momma TOLD me not to keep playing with it, but would I listen?

TRAVIS: Is that you over there? I can't see a damn thing.
REED : We really should not have let JJ Abrams design these space suits.

T'POL: [thinks] Can I hold my breath until Trip gets around to showering? Doubtful. Based on past experience, six days without inhaling is my limit.

TRIP : Y'see, the nastier it looks, the better it tastes.
T'POL: Either you have not sufficiently examined the logic of that statement, or you regard Porthos as a dispenser of tasty treats.

 

[Avro Arrow]

Archer: I think Soval may have overstated the usefulness of the Vulcan star charts...

 

[eyeresist]

^ That's a winner!

 

[eyeresist]

I don't care if MOMA paid ten million dollars for this drawing. I still think it's crap.

 

[eyeresist]

PHLOX: It may LOOK harmless enough, but on their home planet these "pies", as you call them, are regarded as vicious and insatiable predators. If chef hadn't acted swiftly, I dread to think how many might have died.

 

[Nerys Myk]

 

[cooleddie74]

Trip: "Say what you want, that's a helluva good Lady Gaga."

 

[Hutchy01]

Question : Is that Cat thing supposed to be Portos or a Sehlat?

 

[cooleddie74]

Trip: "Guess those old public awareness videos were right after all. Space cocaine is a helluva drug."

 

[tharpdevenport]

Dramatic Moments in Television #69:

Finally, you're ultra high-definition HD television has paid for itself. Can you iamge this slice in old analog? I didn't think.

 

[cooleddie74]

I am following your instructions, Commander, but I do not see the sailboat.