Vulcan: "It is a natural exfoliant.
Just relax. My companions will arrive shortly to begin the colon cleansing."
ENT Caption Competition #100: The Andorian Centennial
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Vulcan: "It is a natural exfoliant.
Just relax. My companions will arrive shortly to begin the colon cleansing."
Thanks for the win! 
T'Pol: Table manners are logical. Hands off, Doctor.
Archer: How much pressure do I apply to the sacred stone?
Cracking sound
T'Pol: Less than that.
Shran: Hello, I'm here to apply to become a regular character.
Archer: Season 5, honest.
Archer: How long have we been here?
Trip: 20 minutes.
Archer: I can't stand these people any more. I'm helping the Andorians.
T'Pol: You have not truly experienced Settlers of Catan until you have played its original Vulcan version.
Reed: They've got enough equipment down there to see what any Andorian is having for breakfast. Also, their wi-fi is spectacular.
Archer: Thanks for the tour.
Monk: Don't forget to stop by our gift shop...
T'Pol: Table manners are logical. Hands off, Doctor.
Archer: How much pressure do I apply to the sacred stone?
Cracking sound
T'Pol: Less than that.
Shran: Hello, I'm here to apply to become a regular character.
Archer: Season 5, honest.
Archer: How long have we been here?
Trip: 20 minutes.
Archer: I can't stand these people any more. I'm helping the Andorians.
T'Pol: You have not truly experienced Settlers of Catan until you have played its original Vulcan version.
Reed: They've got enough equipment down there to see what any Andorian is having for breakfast. Also, their wi-fi is spectacular.
Archer: Thanks for the tour.
Monk: Don't forget to stop by our gift shop...
Space Cocaine is a helluva drug.
Clarence the Cross-Eyed Vulcan always got to the bottom of a mystery.
Archer: "Just a warning, Subcommander. You might want to know I can get an explosive gas attack from these types of vegetables."
T'Pol: "As if I'd notice a difference."
Vulcan: "What is a....bottomless drinking party? The starship captain from Earth would not explain before we disrobe."
T'Pol: "It is a subspace listening outpost, Captain."
Archer: "What for?"
T'Pol: "For intercepting, decrypting and listening to subspace messages."
(*Awkward pause*)
Shran: "You Pink Skins are new at this sort of thing, aren't you?"
Whoa Man the universe is like so totally huge...
Director: No, no, no, no! The proper quote is, "Space," it says, "is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mindbogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space."
Even the greatest and most disciplined Vulcan minds in the galaxy exhausted themselves to the brink of illness trying to discover how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
Vulcan on right: Are you not pleased that you employ Dial? Do you not wish that everyone did?
Shran: "Pink skin , If you ever send out Broadcasts of Kanye West again, we will vapourize your planet"
Shran: "Trick or Treat, Pink Skin.
Put the classified data into our bag and step away if you value your lives."
The new contest is finally up! And thanks to every one of you for writing or reading.