ENT Caption Competition #003 The Adventure Continues

[Tenacity]

Today's triumphant winners

The tech support award goes to TrickyDickie



Archer's career at starfleet began as a hardworking IT guy, who really impressed Admiral Forest by finally getting his printer to work.
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The economics theory award goes to CorporalCaptain





Trip: Cheer up! We may be down on our luck, but at least we're not poor.
Malcolm: There's no money. Everybody's poor!
Trip: Exactly!
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The size doesn't matter award goes to Cutie McWhiskers




"What do you mean, 'this big'?!"
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The king has left the building award goes to Noname Given





Daniels: And that there is the absolute last time Elvis was spotted...ANYWHERE!
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New images

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[Herbert]

Archer: The Phage? What's that?
Alien: uh, nevermind. How many people are on this ship?

 

[sekundant]

Archer: I'm telling you T'Pol, the guy is brilliant, best youtuber EVER! We would lost without his "100 life hacks for the space newbies"! Now, play it again at half speed, I have to fix this accelerator control thing.

 

[IMC Headquarters]

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"If you two want to get back together, you're going to have to break the ice!"

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"Welcome to the Kurtwood Smith convention, gentlemen."

 

[IMC Headquarters]

"Got the blues, huh?"

 

[IMC Headquarters]

"So you're her 'little blue pill'?"
"I've told her to never call me that!"

 

[IMC Headquarters]

"Commander? Why are you staring at the bulkhead?"
"Just being respectful."

 

[IMC Headquarters]

ARCHER: "Motion sickness? Why, you're positively green, Shran."

 

[IMC Headquarters]

"'Ships of the Line...Constitution Class, Galaxy Class, Sovereign Class'."

 

[Tenacity]

Hoshi: "You could of had me with a wink and you choose HIM?"

 

[Herbert]

Trip: <thinking> Is that O'Brien's spider?

 

[TrickyDickie]

Today's triumphant winners

The tech support award goes to TrickyDickie



Archer's career at starfleet began as a hardworking IT guy, who really impressed Admiral Forest by finally getting his printer to work.

That was @XCV330 not me.

 

[CorporalCaptain]

TFTW, @Tenacity!

T'Pol: Don't move. One more step, Captain, and we're going to need a new captain. The potential difference between those open connections is mega-voltage. This is delicate work.

Archer: I thought you might need some help, but I'll just let you finish on your own.

T'Pol: That would be wise. I've made considerable progress by myself. I should be finished in 4.3 minutes.

??????: ????

T'Pol: I see the problem. Shocking. You mean you humans actually designed these to operate without force-field protection? That would explain Ensign Mayweather's screaming.

Reed: Who?

T'Pol: Your former helmsman. I thought it was cowardice, so I simply shoved him out into space. Apparently, though, these space suits actually require helmets. In fact, they lack seven of the twelve basic safety protocols deemed essential by Vulcan High Command. Most illogical.

 

[Mutai Sho-Rin]

"Motion sickness? Why, you're positively green, Shran."

You need to identify who's making the comment.
Archer: "Motion sickness...

 

[XCV330]

Today's triumphant winners

The tech support award goes to TrickyDickie



Archer's career at starfleet began as a hardworking IT guy, who really impressed Admiral Forest by finally getting his printer to work.

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[Mutai Sho-Rin]

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TrickyDickie said so a few posts above.

 

[XCV330]

ah missed it, sorry

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Archer: "All right, who was the last person to use the galley? There's crumbs everywhere. Do you want to attract space ants?"

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Archer: Do you need an assistant? Some of the other teams are finished. I can assign somebody to help you.

T'Pol: Thank you, Captain, but I should be able to finish on my own.

 

[Tenacity]

That was @XCV330 not me.

Oppsie.

Archer: That's the photo you have at the top of your spacebook page?
Maywhether: Wow.