I want to watch the opening scene from the logical sequel where Elysium and Earth are now both slummy shitholes rife with renewed poverty, disease and warfare since there clearly isn't enough room on the space station for billions of Earthers to immigrate, nor are there enough supplies of meditech to help everyone on Earth. And even if there were somehow enough (which there couldn't possibly be since it was designed to support a tiny population of spacers), if everyone is made effectively immortal with the meditech...Earth will quickly overpopulate, burn through whatever resources it has left and collapse into anarchy...again.
The whole thrust of the final act was to make all people on Earth citizens ... somehow. The AI on Elysium is apparently rebootable and overwritable, but only with a magic boot disk file. It can even install a new president with a line of code! Ummm...what? How? Why would anyone think this was a good system to employ? The movie never addresses any of this.
And apparently all of the "undocumented" people on Earth actually ARE documented, because simply changing the Earth_Population line of code from Illegal to *Legal means Elysium recognizes everyone everywhere BY THEIR NAMES. Um what? How? Before the machines couldn't ID anyone on the station without a raised ID brand, but after the code change, it knows everyone's name and agrees to fix them instantly, launching all of its medical shuttles and droids towards Earth.
The only worthwhile part of this film (for me) was the basic, hands-on tech, which like District 9, feels quite used, lived in and actually makes sense in-context. It was slick where it needed to be, and functional.
The political message was pretty Homey D. Clown bop on the head blatant. The Black Hats were mainly white Ameri-Euros protected by "Homeland Security" and all were either stupid, corrupt or cartoonishly evil. They all had massive mansions and sat around all day being rich, attractive and evil (or oblivious). The White Hats were all brown or black (except for the Great White Savior with a DESTINY FOR GREATNESS, Matt Damon), decent -though dirty- folk constantly referred to as "undocumented", who were just struggling to get along under the thumb of the man. Even the extremely well-equipped coyote gangs were Robin Hood-like heroes.
Getting to Elysium is presented as a panacea for the people of Earth. Everyone will get free healthcare! And not just free for the people, but literally magically free, with no apparent overhead for the government giving it out. People will have homes and jobs! Even though machines do all of the menial labor on Elysium (costing nothing beyond the initial purchase and periodic maintenance) and the rest of the admin jobs are already filled by immortal rich people; and the station doesn't have room for everyone to have a new home in space, no matter how many mansions they knock down to build suburbs.
There are no Mexican day laborers on Elysium! Sneaking aboard past non-existent (officially sanctioned)defenses and running into the well-tended parks only delays your deportation back to Earth by MINUTES. No rich person is going to hire a smelly Earther to pick weeds when they have shiny robots with their family crest painted on the chassis to do it.
Arrrghhhh! This movie makes no sense! It sets up a clearly ALIEN society with tech and political situations which would dictate interesting, completely unique scenarios from what is happening today, and yet still reflect the concerns of today if handled intelligently and then throws that all away and starts immediately sticking in anachronistic people/things/situations from today's reality so the mouth-breathers in the audience recognize that SpaceAmerica is bad for not just granting amnesty to all illegal EarthAliens and showering them with magical free healthcare.
The first few scenes with Damon were actually quite promising, with a coolly realized oppressive dystopian feel...and then the plot happened and all that potential flew right out the airlock.
The cyborg fight (singular) was pretty lame, as well. The fights with the droids were much more entertaining, but all too brief.
And finally (I promise), the biggest plot point in the movie and the crux of Damon's character's actions throughout is the Johnny Mnemonic magic boot file he hacks from Fichtner's CEO's brain. As is clearly shown to the audience when Fichtner creates the magic boot file and downloads it into his brain, it is protected by both an encryption algorithm and a security program which he sets to "lethal" just in case someone besides him tries to access it. Then Damon accesses it.
Damon downloads the file into his own brain without dying. Ok, he hasn't actually read the file, you're thinking. Doesn't really help Fichtner, since he gets shot during the brain-hacking attempt, and he doesn't warn them off to save his own life by saying it's useless without him, since it's lethal to anyone but him. He just mumbles "You have no idea what you are doing." Sure, maybe that's how it works: you have to try and read the file for it to kill you.
NOPE. Head Coyote Guy jacks into Damon and reads it and instantly knows what it can do at a glance. I mean, it's on his computer. He could print screen and he'd have it. Damon still doesn't die. What kind of encryption/protection software is this? Is it lethal or not?
Then EvilCorp on Elysium capture Damon and THEY jack in and read the file. He is still not dead. It's only when Damon has to heroically sacrifice himself to free all of Earth that activating the boot file kills him.
So wait a second. Fichtner was promised unlimited power and money and mwawawa evil pact with the devil to make and deliver this file to Jodie Foster so she could make herself the president ... by hacking a single line of code...fine. Whatever. Sure. Then Fichtner puts this thing in his head with a lethal failsafe that only activates...when the file is used to reboot Elysium's AI! Fichtner was supposed to be doing for evil what Damon ends up doing good. Fichtner clearly had no intention of dying. Why would the failsafe work in this way? Why would Fichtner even bother with it, if he wasn't going to bargain for his life with it? Arrrghhhh!
World Building - B
Visuals - A
Fight Choreography - C
Story - F
Acting - C (Everyone but Damon with more than one line overacts, especially Jodie Foster with her hugely distracting mystery accent and mustache-twirling)
Overall - C-
The whole thrust of the final act was to make all people on Earth citizens ... somehow. The AI on Elysium is apparently rebootable and overwritable, but only with a magic boot disk file. It can even install a new president with a line of code! Ummm...what? How? Why would anyone think this was a good system to employ? The movie never addresses any of this.
And apparently all of the "undocumented" people on Earth actually ARE documented, because simply changing the Earth_Population line of code from Illegal to *Legal means Elysium recognizes everyone everywhere BY THEIR NAMES. Um what? How? Before the machines couldn't ID anyone on the station without a raised ID brand, but after the code change, it knows everyone's name and agrees to fix them instantly, launching all of its medical shuttles and droids towards Earth.
The only worthwhile part of this film (for me) was the basic, hands-on tech, which like District 9, feels quite used, lived in and actually makes sense in-context. It was slick where it needed to be, and functional.
The political message was pretty Homey D. Clown bop on the head blatant. The Black Hats were mainly white Ameri-Euros protected by "Homeland Security" and all were either stupid, corrupt or cartoonishly evil. They all had massive mansions and sat around all day being rich, attractive and evil (or oblivious). The White Hats were all brown or black (except for the Great White Savior with a DESTINY FOR GREATNESS, Matt Damon), decent -though dirty- folk constantly referred to as "undocumented", who were just struggling to get along under the thumb of the man. Even the extremely well-equipped coyote gangs were Robin Hood-like heroes.
Getting to Elysium is presented as a panacea for the people of Earth. Everyone will get free healthcare! And not just free for the people, but literally magically free, with no apparent overhead for the government giving it out. People will have homes and jobs! Even though machines do all of the menial labor on Elysium (costing nothing beyond the initial purchase and periodic maintenance) and the rest of the admin jobs are already filled by immortal rich people; and the station doesn't have room for everyone to have a new home in space, no matter how many mansions they knock down to build suburbs.
There are no Mexican day laborers on Elysium! Sneaking aboard past non-existent (officially sanctioned)defenses and running into the well-tended parks only delays your deportation back to Earth by MINUTES. No rich person is going to hire a smelly Earther to pick weeds when they have shiny robots with their family crest painted on the chassis to do it.
Arrrghhhh! This movie makes no sense! It sets up a clearly ALIEN society with tech and political situations which would dictate interesting, completely unique scenarios from what is happening today, and yet still reflect the concerns of today if handled intelligently and then throws that all away and starts immediately sticking in anachronistic people/things/situations from today's reality so the mouth-breathers in the audience recognize that SpaceAmerica is bad for not just granting amnesty to all illegal EarthAliens and showering them with magical free healthcare.
The first few scenes with Damon were actually quite promising, with a coolly realized oppressive dystopian feel...and then the plot happened and all that potential flew right out the airlock.
The cyborg fight (singular) was pretty lame, as well. The fights with the droids were much more entertaining, but all too brief.
And finally (I promise), the biggest plot point in the movie and the crux of Damon's character's actions throughout is the Johnny Mnemonic magic boot file he hacks from Fichtner's CEO's brain. As is clearly shown to the audience when Fichtner creates the magic boot file and downloads it into his brain, it is protected by both an encryption algorithm and a security program which he sets to "lethal" just in case someone besides him tries to access it. Then Damon accesses it.
Damon downloads the file into his own brain without dying. Ok, he hasn't actually read the file, you're thinking. Doesn't really help Fichtner, since he gets shot during the brain-hacking attempt, and he doesn't warn them off to save his own life by saying it's useless without him, since it's lethal to anyone but him. He just mumbles "You have no idea what you are doing." Sure, maybe that's how it works: you have to try and read the file for it to kill you.
NOPE. Head Coyote Guy jacks into Damon and reads it and instantly knows what it can do at a glance. I mean, it's on his computer. He could print screen and he'd have it. Damon still doesn't die. What kind of encryption/protection software is this? Is it lethal or not?
Then EvilCorp on Elysium capture Damon and THEY jack in and read the file. He is still not dead. It's only when Damon has to heroically sacrifice himself to free all of Earth that activating the boot file kills him.
So wait a second. Fichtner was promised unlimited power and money and mwawawa evil pact with the devil to make and deliver this file to Jodie Foster so she could make herself the president ... by hacking a single line of code...fine. Whatever. Sure. Then Fichtner puts this thing in his head with a lethal failsafe that only activates...when the file is used to reboot Elysium's AI! Fichtner was supposed to be doing for evil what Damon ends up doing good. Fichtner clearly had no intention of dying. Why would the failsafe work in this way? Why would Fichtner even bother with it, if he wasn't going to bargain for his life with it? Arrrghhhh!
World Building - B
Visuals - A
Fight Choreography - C
Story - F
Acting - C (Everyone but Damon with more than one line overacts, especially Jodie Foster with her hugely distracting mystery accent and mustache-twirling)
Overall - C-
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