E3 2009 Discussion thread HOLY SHIT MONKEY ISLAND IS BACK

[Timby]

I'm about five minutes away from pulling a Brother Cavil up in this bitch.

 

[bigdaddy]

The Mario game is also single player.

My problem is why doens't Nintendo make a new Mario 3 that has 10-20 different costumes? Stop making updated Mario 1 games, make Mario 3 Two!

 

[gh4chiefs]

I'm already on record of being skeptical of MSFT's new motion sensor tech, but that being said, it just made the "Wii Plus" look downright stupid.

 

[bigdaddy]

OMG Nintendo... oh my fucknig god... Nitnendo! You aren't my doctor!

 

[Arrqh]

I've got it on mute so I don't know what they're saying, but this thing could be great.

"Warning, player 1 is having a heart attack."

 

[Timby]

I've got it on mute so I don't know what they're saying, but this thing could be great.

"Warning, player 1 is having a heart attack."

Microsoft, magic camera ... Nintendo, heart sensor ... Sony, fleshlite?

 

[Arrqh]

"Player 2 has died. Starting CPR minigame!"

 

[bigdaddy]

"Warning, player 1 is having a heart attack."

Warning! Nintendo fans are ditching your system from boredom!

 

[Timby]

A Team Ninja-developed Metroid.

Nintendo has redeemed itself.

 

[bigdaddy]

Not really. They make one new 3D Wii game a year? What the fuck do the people at Nintendo do? Brag about how great they are?

 

[Timby]

Hookers and blow from the megafuck-ton of cash they're sitting on, I would imagine.

 

[Cky]

Nintendo® Hooker - Don't ever need to leave your house again. Also comes with defibulator pads, for those just incase moments!

 

[bigdaddy]

Would it come with a fleshlight too?

Yeah I went there...

 

[Timby]

Would it come with a fleshlight too?

Yeah I went there...

Hey, welcome to the party, I already made a fleshlite joke.

 

[bigdaddy]

Fuck! i need new glasses!

 

[gh4chiefs]

Was it just me, or did that Uncharted demo have some framerate hiccups?

 

[Twilight]

looked pretty badass to me! I didn't see any noticeable framerate drops.


AND ZOMG A PINK HANNAH MONTANA PSP FOR TWEENS OMGZZZ I WANT ONE LOL

 

[Arrqh]

I saw some hitches, but I just chalked it up to the video stream, not the actual game.

 

[gh4chiefs]

It seemed to me that when there was a LOT of action on the screen, it had a hitch or two, but maybe you're right, maybe it was the streaming.

 

[Twilight]

the PSP Go, while not the total eyesore some have made it out to be, is by no means "beautiful".

It looks clunky, and more significantly, like an ergonomic nightmare.