The pics for the new round
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DS9 Caption That # "You Don't Mess with The Sisko"
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Sisko: "I don't know about this beaming stuff, Dax. Sounds kinda shifty."
Dax: "Captain Robau beamed me last night. It was... wonderful.
Sisko: "Sure, what the hell. It works on Star Trek."
Dax: "We are on Star Trek."
Sisko: "Really?"
Sisko: "Diet Coke does NOT taste like regular Coke. Now get me a real one!"
Sisko: "Well, I guess that shocking revelation didn't phase her. Get it? Phase her? Phaser!"
WhatsHerFace: "I should kill you now."
That's Majandra Delfino in Roswell I think...The pics for the new round
Dax: "Honestly, Ben, do you know how hard it is to work when my console is reflecting a 12,000 watt halogen strobe light right into my face?"
Sisko: "There's my lucky baseball!"
Sisko: "Okay, okay. I'll attend your stupid Star Trek Convention. Yeesh."
"And here on the left we have President Bush's approval rating, and on the right is Congress."
Dax: The Goa'uld? What a ridiculous premise.
Sisko: Wait'll I tell you about the Babylon Project.
Chief, have you seen Dax's symbiote - never mind.
Where will I go, whatever will I do?
FRANKLY SUZY I DON'T GIVE A DERN!
Dammit Avery, did you even read the script?!
Supervisor Takihara at the Osaka SuperNasty Adult Toy Manufacturing Company:
Dammit Kenji, not lifelike enough! You fired!
Salariman Kenji: I have no honor!
Sisko: "You wouldn't by chance happen to have 'Baby Got Back,' would you?"
Dax: "What DJ doesn't have it?"
Sisko (thinking): He's going to sue my ass for this, isn't he?
Sisko tended to get a little too much into character during the role playing sessions of the annual sexual harassment seminar.
Director (off camera): "No, no. Wider! That's why we drew the guides for you."
Are there any winners from last week?
Sisko: "You look insufferably pleased with yourself."
Dax: "Hmm, no reason."
O'Brien: "Mmmph gnn rmm slmmrn"
Dax: "It's bad manners to talk with your mouth full chief."
Sisko: "Is that a phaser jammed up against my jugular, or are you just pleased to see me?"
"With this mouth, I can give blowjobs like you wouldn't believe!"
The blow-up doll freaked Jim out after he put the batteries in...
"With this mouth, I can even give you blowjobs!
Sisko: "You got any George Clinton?"
Dax: "Who?"
Sisko: "You know, stuff like "Flashlight,Not Just Knee Deep?"
Dax: " Ben,I told you about spending too much time near the antimatter reactors!"
Sisko: "I told you...Starfleet is a little slow on the child support payments out here...."
Sisko: What's going on underneath that desk?
Jadzia: .... nothing.
Chief O'Brien goes oops in Ops.
Whatsherface: I've glued this phaser to your chin.
Sisko: That's the best joke ever! Marry me.
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Having run out of chalk, the teacher had to resort to illustrating the third circle by using her mouth.
Sisko: "Funny how in the 24th century, we're working with computers the size of those made in the 1960s."
Jadzia: "Hey. Size matters."
Sisko: "Sisko to Bashir. We have a medical emergency."
Bashir: "Bashir, here. Is someone injured?"
Sisko: "Yes, it's me. O'Brien's pants have split open at the crotch, and I need you to erase my recent memories immediately."
Sisko: "That was a close shave."
Student, yelling: "It's a square! A square!"
Teacher: "It's a circle, jerk!"
Student: "She said 'circle jerk' <giggle>"
The 'trust' exercise didn't work out as well as O'Brien had hoped.
Apparently, Sisko had issues.
Do you want fries with that?
Did I say fries, bitch?
O'Brien: Bloody Cardassian linoleum wax!
Lick the nose again and you'll be breathing through your ear holes.
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