
General: Well Jake, if you make this work I'll promote you personally.
All together: APRIL FOOLS!

Romulan and general together: One potato, two potato, three potato four...

Obrien: See sir, the greenbay defensive lineman will attack here, and the San Francisco Defense will defend here...
Sisko and klingon nod quietly and respectfully as O'Brien explains the strategy of 20th century superbowl.
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Borg: I said jump human...
Human: But the water is cold.
Borg: JUMP I said.
Human: But can i ask you another question....