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DS9 Caption That # "The Flava of Love"
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"It says here in the script that we have to strip and form a congo line..."
Quark accidentally takes a sip of Grilka's drink, forgetting that he'd spiked it with a large dose of Rohypnol.
Quark foolishly chooses to finally try out the "Are you talkin' to me?" routine he'd been practising in front of the mirror.
Chancellor Gowron was dismayed upon seeing the petition, signed by each member of the High Council, suggesting that he try the new Vidal Sassoon anti-frizz serum.
"Look, I'm not knocking the prop department. I just don't see any logical reason for the corners of these PADDs to be bevelled..."
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Breast feeding at the bar wasn't Quark's first choice, but latinum is latinum.
Klingon1: "He was breaking up. Something about honor or death or some shit. Anyone else get anything?"
Klingon2: "Nah, I got no bars here."
Klingon3: "Me neither."
Klingon4: "Fucking KT&T."
Even battle-hardened warriors are not prepared for the horrors of "Two Klingons, One Cup."
Armin Shimerman's best Bill Shatner impersonation. "Khaaaan!"
K'teve the Technocrat releases the new kCommunicator at the price of 400 bars of gold-pressed latnium...
...which Gowron could never really understand how to program.
Quark: "Listen to this one! An incontinent Pakled, a transvestite Tribble, and Khaless the Unforgettable skip like little girls into a bar..."
Quark: "What? Have you heard it already?"
Rom: "Quick brother! Through this escape hatch!"
Quark's clumsy lovemaking is quickly forgotten as Grilka becomes mesmerized by the row of giant novelty beer cans on the top shelf.
Klingon A: "I don't get it. Does the Sombrero have better shielding or something?"
Klingon B: "Why are the eyes so googly?"
Klingon C: "And the PEZ. What the fuck is up with the damned PEZ?"
Gowron quickly regrets forgetting to turn off his cell phone as the entire High Council laughs at his Hannah Montana ringtone.
Worf Son of Mogh is coming to challenge my claim to the throne as leader of the Klingon Empire! What a time to run out of rouge!
Quark pulls the old 'Copping some Umax" routine on some fresh blood.
And then Keiko bitched at Chief O'Brien for catching a fish this big!
GRILKA:"Drink up, husband!
You'll need your strength for the honeymoon...as well as...practice."
"He's been playing that damn PS'P for five straight cycles now. By Kahless's sword...I think he's almost beaten it!!
Songs will be sung of this day!!"
GOWRON:"Excuse me...
Oh.
Ummm...I have to step out of the chamber for a moment if you don't mind. My wife is text-messaging me about the groceries."
By Kahless' sword! Ten more sets of song lyrics to learn! At this rate we'll never win this war!
Terry Farrel is walking away! Quick, where's the blasted pause button!
photons be free is a surprise best-seller on Qo'noS
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