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DS9 Caption That # "The Book of Sisko"
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Bashir: "What number are we on, Jadzia?"
Dax: "Seven Hundred Billion, Five Hundred Thousand and Seventy Two"
Bashir: "And has Tain found a place to hide yet? There must be somewhere large enough for him. Master spy my posterior..."
Dax: "No, he's still looking"
Bashir: "Is Miles still playing?"
Dax: "He died years ago, Julian. He was in the refuse chute. Check it. His corpse might still be in there".
Sisko: "Jacob Issac Sisko if I ever catch you looking at my Risan porn again you'll never get to 18 and go on your own got it!"
Jake: (Gulp) "Yes sir"
Sisko: "Spin the wheel and win, Spin the wheel and win, Fuck!! Bankrupt!"
Nurse: "No sir see it says here , he has Orion herpes, he'll turn green with in the hour"
O'Brien: "I'm going to turn green in a second if you don't shut up"
Bashir: "Sorry Dax to quote Admiral McCoy "I'm a Doctor not God", you're stuck with looking like a Saber Tooth Cougar*"
Dax: "Asshole"
* Saber Tooth Cougar link
"This does not look good at all... No webcam... No Flash support ...No multitasking ...USB ports..."
Sisko: "And they all laughed when I equpped the auto-destruct with a big cartoony dynamite plunger! Well, whose laughing now, Starfleet!?"
Bashir: "It's pretty bad, guys. I can't make head or tails of these readings."
Dax: {whisper} "Psst... Julian. Sideways."
Bashir: "Err... he's fine."
Jake: "I think I'm going to hurle dad, can't you fix the ships septic system any faster!"
Ben: "It's not the septic system, it's the repository for the Voyager script "Threshold"
Jake: "Oh God, now I really wish it were the septic system, in fact thats where I'm headed right now."
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Jake: "How come you only have to wear the hat?"
Sisko: "Cause I'm in charge...WHOOOOOOO!!!!...having fun, having fun...!
O'Brien thinking: Thank God it's not another O'Brien must suffer plot.
Sisko: Jake...what say I take you on a Snipe hunt?
Jake: What's a "Snipe"?
Sisko: Well...a Snipe is a furry animal that's a bit of a cross between a squirrel, a weasel, and a ferret. They're kinda skittish--so it's a bit of a challenge to catch them. But I'll tell you ALL my secrets on how to become a Snipe-hunting master. But here's the catch: you have to do it alone....
Sisko: Alrighty, Jake, today's lesson: how to make ENGINE ROOM HOOTCH!
Jake: DAD! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING???
Sisko: Jake-o, boy, the key ingredient to this little drink is to brew it inside the warp core of a starship. Don't worry...I've done this a MILLION times....
Bashir: His bodily functions are showing signs of...visual and auditory stimulation.
Jadzia: What's causing it?
Bashir: I'm...not entirely certain....
Sisko: (mumbling) ...Why...Jenny, darling...of course I love you. Come a little closer, honeybunch....
Elder Jadzia: I am old...Jules. I don't look it...
Elder Bashir: Mmm--hmm.
Elder Jadzia: ...But I'm beginning to feel it. I feel...worn...thin. Like...not enough butter spread over too much bread....
Elder Bashir: (thinking) Oh, that's original....
O'Brien thinking: Thank God it's not another O'Brien must suffer plot.
Julian: Bad news Miles. You and Captain Sisko have switched bodies.
Dax: "It gets worse. So have Keiko and Worf."
O'Brien thinking: Thank God it's not another O'Brien must suffer plot.
Julian: Bad news Miles. You and Captain Sisko have switched bodies.
Bashir: "Holy Darn! You're still alive!?"
Jadzia: "You're dreaming Julian."
Ezri: "You're dreaming Julian. Stop that!"
The Spinning Wheel Sisko pic:
Ben: "Let's celebrate President Obama Day!"
The winners for this round
The prize
A Lt. Worf Christmas tree ornanment. Glory to you and your tree!
If you don't celebrate the holiday, wear it as an earring. Let people know that you mean business.
JAKE: I love your bundt cake dad, but the middle of a Dominion attack is not a best time to bake!
Jake: "How come you only have to wear the hat?"
Sisko: "Cause I'm in charge...WHOOOOOOO!!!!...having fun, having fun...!
The prize
A Lt. Worf Christmas tree ornanment. Glory to you and your tree!
If you don't celebrate the holiday, wear it as an earring. Let people know that you mean business.
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