DS9 Caption That # "Playing Favorites"

[Judas Ascendant]

The pics for the new round

 

[apenpaap]

*Doorbell*
Jadzia: "Who's there?"
Guybrush Threepwood: "Well, I'm selling these fine leather jackets..."

 

[Captain Crow]

I'm going to teach him to play the keyboard.

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Quark: "She finally agreed, but only as a threesome. I'm begging you!"

Terry Farrell, upon learning that there were only two walls in that shower set.

Sisko: "Dax! O'Brien! Who told the Cardassians I'd host Dukat's birthday party!? Dax? O'Brien!? Damn it! Where are those two!?"

Dax: "Arjin, say hello to your new symbiont."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Dax: "Ah, Jadzia's little bitches."

Sisko offscreen: "Old man, are you decent?"
Dax: "I was about to fuck a Bolian, but feel free to come in and watch."
Sisko: "I'm sorry I asked."

"Oh, my own little cardie vole. I'm going to hug him, and squeeze him, and I shall call him George."

Dax: "Hey, Miles! You think you can figure out the reason behind this cross-dimensional space time rip, sooner rather than later?"
O'Brien: "Why, you in some kind of a hurry or something?"
Dax: "Mmmph, no reason..."

 

[Elias Vaughn]

He fed the tribbles after midnight.

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Arjin: "Hold on. I found a collar. He's called... Mr. Bigglesworth."

 

[The Cutest of Borg]

Next up on Pets on Parade, this Cardassian adorable vole is looking for a new home. Scruffy is a one year old neutered male. He is hoping to find a great and loving family who will be able to give him lots of attention. He likes to chew stuffed toys and balls, but needs to be watched around power conduits.

 

[Browncoat]

"Congratulations, it's a boy!"

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Vole: "Yeah, yeah, okay, I admit it. It was me. The occupation? The slavery, the murders, the rapes, the casual subjugation of a rich and ancient culture? Me, all along. That's right, the vole. I did it all.

Arjin: "So, all of Gul Dukat's sins can now be blamed on this vole! That should satisfactorily end the "is Dukat a bad guy" debate once and for all!"

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Quark: "I'm a little teapot, short and stout...."

 

[Alrik]

Quark: "If you cup her left breast like this, and blow in her ear, it makes her spots quiver."

Dax: "That's just the half of it."

 

[Alrik]

Dax: "If I find out who flushed while I was in the shower, they're going get a swift kick to the groin."

Sisko (os): "Would you two please stand up....you look like a couple of asses."

 

[Shatmandu]

Dax: "Has anybody seen my oversized novelty Christmas Tree bulb?"

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Dax: "Has anybody seen my oversized novelty Christmas Tree bulb?"

It's one of the bulbs strung around the saucer of the Sombreroprise.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Quark: "See, I'm using hand gestures to the effect of sexual innuendo."

Jadzia: "Heh, in-ur-endo."

Jadzia: "Pull out Wedge, you can't do any more good back there!"

Sisko: "Chief, why are you two hiding under there like idiots?"

Miles: "The usual."

Sisko: "The transporter swapped your heads again. I'll get Doctor Bashir, a roll of duct tape and the angle grinder."

Arjin: "Whaddya mean 'this is Farscape's schtick'??!?"

 

[Mysterion]

This!? This is your idea to merchandise Star Trek: Deep Space Nine to children? No wonder TNG is outpacing us in toy sales!

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Arjin:"Quark please tell me this isn't what was in the chicken special last night?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

JADZIA: Dammit Dax, get back here!!!!

 

[Alrik]

Arjin: "What do you mean, you can see the resemblance?"