DS9 Caption That # "My Cell's Ennui"

[tehfunz0rz]

If you think all batteries are the same, consider this: When this quadrant's leading Doctor of Cybernetics needs to power his Weyoun replicant, he trusts Duracell.

Weyoun: I particularly enjoy the texture.

Doctor: You're not supposed to eat the tanning bed…

Sisko: Ooh! I just got a new text message! [slowly reads] “Stop overacting you bald Shakespearean freak…” Hey!

 

[Nick Ryder]

"These damn computers are getting smaller every season. Is that an eyeball or a breast...?"

 

[tehfunz0rz]

Weyoun succumbs to DS9's latest dance craze, the "Inebriated Inchworm."

 

[Marie1]

Weyoun: "La-dee-da..."

*trips, falls on floor, breaks neck*

First: "*sigh* And we just had this one broken in."

Weyoun #3: Now you're sure there won't be any negative consequences from using this shrink ray?

Giger: Positive

Later that day

Jem'Hadar: No luck in scanning for your predecessor, sir. Can you hear him?

Weyoun #4: Dammit, I can't. We forgot to implant the ability to shout loud at small sizes into that copy.

Weyoun: I particularly enjoy the texture.

Doctor: You're not supposed to eat the tanning bed…

Great!!

 

[SilentP]

Great!!

Cheers I think that's the only caption I've come up with that I'm partially satisfied with.

 

[Triskelion]

First: It's not him.
Weyoun: The things I have to go through just to take my clothes off in peace.
Sconce: Tee hee!

 

[Odo You Didn't!]

Can I enter? I'm only a newbie!

The woman in green tried to keep a straight face, but she had the feeling more than one person had noticed her SBD.

Despite the convincing advertising campaign, Weyoun still doubted how fresh-smelling Febreze could make your carpet.

Sisko hadn't realised his son was working for that kind of magazine...

 

[Canadave]

It's in the FRAKKING station!

 

[Alrik]

Sisko: "What the hell? Dukat sent me a Friends Request on Facebook?"

 

[Alrik]

Jake: "Was that an explosion?"

Nog: "Nah. Worf got into the cabbage and beans again."

After everything that he had been through, it was Ben's Twitter addiction that finally bested him.

 

[Marie1]

^LOL- if only there had been Facebook then, I bet they'd be making cracks about some future think like it.

Great!!

Cheers I think that's the only caption I've come up with that I'm partially satisfied with.

Trust me- when I saw you captions, and suddenly it clicked- those pics totally lent themselves to that!!

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Fell down to page 2 already? *Uses the cellular entertainment and thread bumping chamber*

 

[Shatmandu]

Weyoun: "It smells like Guinness?"
Jem'Hadar: "The Federation's excitable repairman has been here."

 

[Marie1]

Hahaha!!!

 

[phenyx2]

Ohh...Ohh...I see him...there he is...there's Waldo!!!!

 

[Alrik]

First: "You must be mistaken. The Lease clearly states 'No Pets'."

Weyoun: "Yes, yes, yes, the lease clearly states. But I swear I can smell cat."

 

[Crimea River]

Sisko: "What the hell? Dukat sent me a Friends Request on Facebook?"

This one just made me roll on the floor laughing for real. Awesome!

 

[Alrik]

This one just made me roll on the floor laughing for real. Awesome!

Too kind. I'm glad you liked it.

 

[Judas Ascendant]

The winners for this round

Sisko: "What the hell? Dukat sent me a Friends Request on Facebook?"

Weyoun #3: Now you're sure there won't be any negative consequences from using this shrink ray?

Giger: Positive

Later that day

Jem'Hadar: No luck in scanning for your predecessor, sir. Can you hear him?

Weyoun #4: Dammit, I can't. We forgot to implant the ability to shout loud at small sizes into that copy.

Weyoun: This carpet is sooo soft on my face.
First: Maybe you'd better check it out on ultraviolet.

The idea of inscribing the Dominion's secret invasion plans on an ordinary strand of hair was starting to seem a tad less genius than it had the day before.

The prize:

An all expense paid, lubrication provided, grumpy Klingon free trip to the land of lust, the planet of pleasure, the continents of carnal pleasure.

No, not a trip to the PlayBoy Mansion, a trip to Risa....

Enjoy