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DS9 Caption That # "Invasive"
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"And that, my friends, is how you make Jacob's Ladder."
Atavachron
Quark: "This is bank, look inside, and here are all the tellers wanting to gouge you for more latinum."
Sisko: "They call me MISTER SISKO!"
Klingon: "Dude, I just wanted to know your freakin' name. No need to flip out."
Quark: "I swear, I didn't know Grilka was your sister!"
Drink Evian, kill things that go bump in the night.
Klingon: Tickets please!
No ticket!
Excellent!
After seeing the script for "Profit and Lace" Simmerman begged the producers not to make him do that episode.
Sisko: You look just like some Vulcan I saw in the mirror universe and he had twice the cajones you do!
Sisko didn't know the Klingon custom of making Ferengi pay for smart-aleck remarks.
Upon hearing that Ice Cube replaced him in the XXX movies, Vin Diesel had to drink heavily.
Quark: "And the 327 Small Block Chevy is shaped like this."
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Quark: "Morn joined AA!? Blessed Exchequer save me!"
Sisko: "Sh
! You think you're gonna shoot me!? Mother-Fer! What the hl do you think your fuin' ray gun is going to do to me? I'm the Go-Ded Emissary of the fuing Prophets, Bch!"
John Cleese: "This is Mr. K'Voorg of Q'onos. Mr. K'Voorg, would you stand up please?"
K'Voorg: "..."
John Cleese: "Mr. K'Voorg has learnt the value of not being seen. However, he has chosen a very obvious piece of cover."
{KA-BOOM!}
Diesel: "Prune juice? A warrior's drink!"
John Cleese: "This is Mr. K'Voorg of Q'onos. Mr. K'Voorg, would you stand up please?"
K'Voorg: "..."
John Cleese: "Mr. K'Voorg has learnt the value of not being seen. However, he has chosen a very obvious piece of cover."
{KA-BOOM!}
OUTSTANDING!!!
The New Novelty Quark shaped Synthale holder...
Klingon. " Sisko...If only I had a Feringi, I would shove him right up your self satisfied human butt.... Sideways!"
Sisko " Well lucky for me there's no....."
Sisko " Oh Shit... Oh Mama!
Vin's party trick of vomiting upwards into an empty beer bottle never got old!
Quark: I'm sorry but we've run outta bar stools, you'll just have to sit on my hands, Dax.
Sisko: If you let us live, I'll give you the Ferangi.
Klingon: Already got him. What else ya got?
Vin Diesel: Now that's just with a bottle. Imagine what I could do with other similarly shaped objects.
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Other dude: Damn, you swallowed.
Vin Diesel: I always swallow... wanna give it a try?
``I wuv you dis much ... after standard discounting.''
``Oh, now, what's that? My lame-o detector's picking up another reading! And another! And another! Oh, look at that!''
``Back from Massachusetts already?''
It was with casting Kronk and Yzma that the live-action Emperor's New Groove went most horribly wrong.
Quark: ...please let this scheme work.
Klingon: These are vibrating toys, where is our cache of weapons!?
Kira: oh no...how did he get my...?
Klingon: I found the one responsible.
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I might have actually done this in college except it was with swimming goggles and it was the dead of winter. anyway
Vin: Qa'Pla!
"Dear Blessed Exchequer...
Please help me gain more profit in coming months...and let me find that old Earth Estruscan coin so I can make off like a bandit at the upcoming Antiques Auction on the Promenade!"
SISKO:"Bathroom's that way."
SISKO:"OOPS.
Correction. Now that Quark's used it first...the bathroom's the OTHER direction."
Steve-O's cameo in the new TREK movie was a bad idea from the get-go.
"Oh, Lord Xenu...Thetan Master of the Cosmos...
Crush my non-believer enemies and use their broken bodies to power your Mothership as it lays waste to the hew-mons' idea of 'Paradise!'
Glory Be Unto the Tomkats and Suris!"
Look at this face! Could this face lie? I swear I haven't seen Chief O'Brien's curling iron!
Yes, we found the Chief's curling iron in Quark's quarters.
Quark: I swear I only 'borrowed' it a little. It's great for lobe jobs.
Chief O'Brien: Uhhh, nevermind. Quark can keep it.
Dr. Gumby: I'm going to operate! Stop drinking the aenesthetic!
The definition of desperation... Volunteering to act as a bar stool for Major Kira. The definition of shameful agony... When Morn makes a mistake...
"I am the Dalai Latinum...
The Profit Guru. How might I exploit you and your soul?"
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