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Garak: So THAT'S the "Two Girls, One Cup" video. MOST impressive.
Dax: My God! It's the "Two Girls, One Cup" video!
O'Brien: I wonder if I could get Keiko to do that....
Garak: So I see you were one of the girls in "Two Girls, One Cup" video Ziyal. Congrats. High Five!"
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Scott: You know Barda, we're no strangers to freaky shit. I mean, we're about to have an orgy involving red leather dominatrix outfits, steel bondage, hairy bald midgets, and smoke machines. But you know, even by our standards, that "Two Girls One Cup" video is just fucked up.
Garak and Worf <singing together> 99 tribbles in the bar, 99 tribble in the bar, take one down pass it around 98 tribble in the bar!
Dax: Oh my god is that you and Worf in the Klingon Bubba Ceremony?
O'Brien: Oh shit, you bastard Quark I told you not to film that part!
Garak: I saw a weird film, it was Crusher Gone Wild and it was staged on board the Enterprise D with Picard and Crusher!
Woman: ALRIGHT! Highfive We finally got it here...
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Scott: You know Barda we have to stop with these wild threesomes people are gonna talk!
Garak: "Don't you think it might have been wise to have told me the waste extraction facilities were offline before you offered me a huge mug of prune juice?"
Garak: "So you see, I redecorated Worf's vessel to quite a considerable degree, and then hijacked a runabout and escaped just before anyone discovered the fruits of my labor."
Ziyal: "Right on! Way to keep your sexy espionage skills intact! Highfive!"
Dax: "What's that smell? Wait a minute...what is that?! An intruder on the bridge?!"
O'Brien: "I think it's...Worf, sir...and he doesn't look too happy..."
Garak: "The structural integrity has failed! There's a hull breach in the aft quarters, and I'm detecting lethal levels of noxious gasses emanating from the..."
Worf: "Shut up and repair my lucky boxer shorts!"
The downside-- Ziyal had set the whole date up in order to humiliate him, scam him into buying her an expensive dinner, and trick him into wasting three weeks creating a romantic holosuite program that she was now going to share with Garak.
The upside-- It was still the most successful relationship Julian Bashir ever had.
O'Brien: "My God... It's..."
Dax: "The Enterprise."
O'Brien: "Wait. Why the hell are the nacelles vectoring around like that?"
Garak: "You do realize that we were supposed to turn left a few light years ago?"
Garak: "...then I told him he forgot to turn left."
Ziyal: "Oh, snap! High five!"
Dax: "Uh oh, Benjamin used some of those 'special herbs' in his jambalaya again."
O'Brien: "I didn't think anyone could piss on the view screen from the operations table."
Who knew Superman and Wonder Woman were into bondage and three-ways with dwarves?
Worf, afraid of interrupting Garak while he watched his soaps, was waiting for the right time to inform him of the Jem'Hadar Attack Ship on sensors. What he failed to realize is Garak was unable to even get reception and had been preteneding to watch static the whole time.
I like you! Do you like me? High-five!
Bajoran porn is nasty.
Worf: Jem'Hadar warships are approaching.
Garak: And this raktajino is just dreadful.
Worf: They're firing! They've broken through the shields! Today is a good day to die!
Garak: What a shame. I'd always hoped to die with a bottle of kanar. Preferably chateau Darhe'el, vintage 2364. An excellent year.
O'Brien and Dax were horrified. The DS9 writing staff had become so artistically bankrupt that the Borg had arrived.
Garak: Ziyal and I are practicing a quaint human custom, the 'high-five'. Doctor, how many minutes is it customary to hold the hands together in this position?
``Commander Worf, will you kindly stop worrying? We have two comfortable chairs, we have an excellent podium, we have some fine beverages ... the contestants will come for our game show The 100,000 Credit Pyramid. The contestants will come.''
``Uh ... could you two please stop transferring katras during the Winners Circle round? It's kind of weird and I'm pretty sure we're not allowed to use our hands.''
Dax and O'Brien are stunned to learn the location of today's Mystery 7.
`` ... Mommy? ... Daddy? ... ''
Garak: "... and I said to Captain Sisko that while the Romulan did end up with his throat slit, there was no material evidence that... Worf? Why are you swaying?"
Worf: "It is the Klingon rite of Buq'Wath, the re-enactment of Kahless' last voyage across the ocean of death."
Garak: "Have you been watching McHale's Navy again?"
Worf: "... yes."
Garak: "And this is how humans bake cakes, is that not correct Doctor?"
Dax: "..."
O'Brien: "..."
Extra: "..."
Director: "Stupid writers' strike!"
In a similar vein as Thrall...
Garak: Wait... you said that two girls last used this cup?
Garak: Wait... you said that two girls last used this cup?
I can't think of anythign particularly clever to say to any one these....but I do wish I could unsee "2 Girls and a Cup"...urgh.....
Garak: "My! I didn't know I could save that much by switching to Geico..."
Everyone humored Garak during his uncomfortable "High Five" phase...
Question: How many actors does it take to look worriedly at a Blue Screen?
Answer: 3; 2 to look worriedly, and 1 extra to say, "What a bunch of hacks! I could do it better! Where's my agents number. I should have a better gig than this. Wasn't 'Babylon 5' hiring this week? Geez...."
BEWARE when two drunks argue about conquests in BED!
Worf: Hic I Blhoodied me shword at Dweep Space Mine... Poon'tang! with Stheven of... HIC Steven of...
Garak: Oh yea! I can't even remember when i bloodied my sword!
O'Brien and Dax were horrified. Worf in a Speedo!
Garak: We are the High Fiving Aliens! Yo can't touch dis BABY! Live from Deep Space Nine its Saturday Niiight!
Dax and O'Brien are stunned to learn the writing of Deep Space Nine was brought to you by the letter B!
On screen in front of them is Jean Luc, his voice echoing.
B or not a B?
That is the question.
Whether 'tis the second letter of the alphabet, or some other merry letter.
(He raises the letter B and gazes upon it)
B or not a B?
This letter doth have a stiff, straight back.
And the word "back" begineth with B!
B or not a B?
This letter doth have two bumps in the front.
And I reckon the word "bump" begineth with B!
Zoons, the word "begineth" begineth with B!
If "begineth" be a word.
Now, by my sword, I declare, B or not a B, 'tis B!
Good night, sweet B.
(He kisses the lucky letter B!)
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