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``So I figured, so what if it fell in the wheat thresher? This is my favorite vest and I'm going to wear it.''
``We believe they're saying all sorts of bad stuff about us there.''
``How am I supposed to take you seriously when your skull is a blue Superball?''
The ugliest figures go on top Cardassian wedding cakes.
Oh, so that's where Waste Extraction is.
``I feel spent but -- cleansed!''
Kassidy: That is inappropriate banter... and it turns me on!
Eddington: Starfleet wants us to lead a fleet into combat in this region.
Sisko: What can we expect?
Eddington: Lots of CGI explosions.
Bolian: Once you go blue you never go back.
Kassidy: I've gone Periwinkle.
Garak and Ziyal realize that the Big Bean Burrito was not a good thing for their relationship.
Eddington: "Starfleet Intelligence believes that the manufacturing plant is located somewhere in this sector. The Defiant is standing by with a full compliment of quantum torpedoes, Captain."
Sisko: "Excellent! Now we can pay back those bastards for selling us these worthless 2-D maps of outer space!"
Garak and Ziyal were starting to regret allowing Claude Rains to chaparone their date.
After thousands of years spent searching, an aged Jack Harkness finally found the one thing left in the universe he never had sex with.
Warranty: VOIDED!
Sisko: "I believe that's my wine, you thief!"
Eddington: "The target area is only two meters wide. The shaft is ray shielded, so you'll have to use proton torpedoes. Now man your ships and may the Force be with you."
Kasidy: "What? Like you've never picked up the wrong wine glass at a party."
Bolian: "Wine's poisonous to my species."
Odo: "I don't drink."
Garak: "You look...different, for some reason."
Bono: "Don't ever call me number two again!"
Kegek Kringle said:
Garak: You're a little young for me.
Sorry, but I couldn't resist...
Ziyal: You can be recast.
Kassidy prepared herself for another of round of the worst Ace Ventura impersonation ever
CEO of Bethesda Software: As you can see, with these new graphics, will be able to achieve a rating of at least a 6 in Game Informer Magazine!
[/QUOTE] Director Off Camera: Call the paramedics. He's gotten himself stuck again.
Sisko: Nice rack!
Eddington: Why do I always go right here on my days off? Excellent question... Well, um, it's not because I'm a Maquis I can tell you that. I'm actually looking for the Maquis, and I can tell you for certain that they aren't there.
Odo thinking: Hmmmm, Sisko was right.
Garak: I'm sorry about last night.
Ziyal: Take an anatomy class.
Shatner never met a camera he couldn't hog.
Sisko: Kassidy, I do believe that since you got pregnant you look....healthier. In a boobilicious way.
Catch a wave and you're sittin' on top of the world!
Odo: The Blue Man Light Group is looking for passage to Risa, Kassidy. I'll allow them to leave the station.
Yates: Do they need permission?
Blue man: No, percussion.
Slowly I turned...step by step...inch by inch...
Sisko: That music you're hearing is a classic from centuries ago on Earth. It's called "porn film music." I'm setting the mood, baby.
Eddington: Who left this booger on the display... again...
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"I haven't done this much blow since Studio 54 was open."
"And now I remember why!"
"Some areas on your display will be marked with phrases, indicating a standard appellation for the corresponding part of space. Clicking on one of these phrases will cause your display to re-center on the designated area and a window to appear, listing basic information about that part of space. Try clicking on 'Badlands' now."
The Sisko: "Uh, that's an interesting new hair style you have today. Ummm, who suggested that to you?
Kasidy: "A very prominent man I met at Quark's, his name was Londo."
The Sisko, thinking: I wonder how quickly I could have Mr. Garak would dispatch Londo.
Eddington: "Ok, next topic. How our show is gonna handle the Maquis perfectly, and Voyager is gonna permanently fubar them by the end of it's very first episode. If you look here, this is where in the timeline of modern Trek that "Caretaker" will first air..."
Garak, thinking: Wait just a minute here! Wasn't Ziyal at least 10x more attractive just last week? In fact, she looks completely different now! Not only is she trying to kill me, she is possibly a changeling. Or something worse. They better give me some lines to articulate this out loud, or some Trek fans might misinterpret my reactions to her and think I'm gay!
Sisko: "You enjoying that Mad Dog 20/20?"
Kassidy: "Out of Jager, Ben?"
"And this is where you can find my secret Maquis hideouts... DAMMIT!!!"
"One more remark and I'll use that seam in your head as a cutting guide."
Garek: "If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"
Ziyal: [cringing]"By the Prophets..."[/cringing]
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"I SAID AS I LOVE MEEEE!!!!!"
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