DS9 Caption That # "Caption By Moonlight"

[apenpaap]

"You baked a delicious meatloaf, senator!"

"IT'S A STEAAAAAK!"

 

[apenpaap]

"Senator, I think this fork is too large to use during dinner."

"IT'S A RAAAAAAAKE!"

 

[apenpaap]

"So, you're planning a holliday to the Caspian Sea?"

"IT'S A LAAAAAAAAKE!"

 

[apenpaap]

"Thank you for this... Err... What is it?"

"That's it, this joke's been used as much as I can TAAAAAAAAKE!"

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Vreenak: "It's a FAAAAAAAAAAKE!"
Sisko: "It's REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL!"
Vreenak: "FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!"
Sisko: "REEEEEEEEEEEAL!"
Vreenak: "FAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!"
Sisko: "FAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!"
Vreenak: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEAL!"
Sisko: "You said it was real! No take-backs!"
Vreenak: "Damn it!"

 

[Navaros]

Actor: It's a FAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!

And now it's time for a commercial BREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!!!

Director to crew: We can easily edit out that ad lib, no need to do another take, right?

Actor: Yes, let's do another TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!

Director: Ok yeah, we're gonna go the editing route.

 

[Nebusj]

``Somebody's been using my toothbrush and they bit the end right off!''

``And now, Benjamin Sisko, you see on the podium before you a button, which you will press when you see the lights flashing around a monitor offering big money or fabulous prizes --- but watch out for the Whammy!''

``Now, I'm supposed to swing my head back and forth and I make a `toc' noise whenever it hits a hand, and then I'm playing Computerless Pong?''

``You hit me! Julian never hit me!''

 

[Ayelbourne]

"Did you honestly think, I wouldn't see through your deception, Slayer?
It's a staaaaaake!!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"Get these motherfucking snaaaaaaaaaakkkkkeeeeess of this motherfucking plaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnneeeee!"

 

[John Picard]

V'reenak: (implying use of the Force) "This is not the data rod you are looking for."

 

[Judas Ascendant]

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