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DS9 Caption That # " But You Caption Here"
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Sisko: Major! What I have told you about going on NaughtyVedeks.com in my office?!
Even Sisko's fancy phaser pointer couldn't keep Kira focused on the Powerpoint presentation
Guy in Red: *to guy behind him* Dude, pull it up a little higher
Starfleeter: Ummm, maybe now's a bad time....
Sisko: "'Who Let The Dog's Out?' Really Major..."
Sisko: "Et Voila, 20-20 vision..."
Picard: "It's still breathtaking. The silent beauty, the grandeur, the sheer infinity of possibilities, the endless grace and wonder. Don't you agree Commander?"
Sisko watching Buck Bokai slide into third on a viewscreen: "Damn right..."
"Sorry Dude, gonna have to repossess this stick up your ass. Sisko's gonna need it for Season 1 DS9."
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Kira: "If you're not with me, you're my enemy!"
Sisko: "Only a Cardassian deals in absolutes. I will do what I must."
Kira: "You will try!"
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So that's how she got the nose ridges! She's not a Bajoran! Canon violation!
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Sisko (to himself): "He-just-keeps-talking-in-one-long-incredibly-unbroken-sentence-moving-from-topic-to-topic.....now I know why O'Brien told me never to accept an invitation to one of his tea parties."
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Man behind the Bajoran: "We caught this man trying to steal an Orb from the temple."
Officer: "My God...which Baldwin brother is this??"
Man: "Does it matter?"
Kira: "If you're not with me, you're my enemy!"
Sisko: "Only a Cardassian deals in absolutes. I will do what I must."
Kira: "You will try!"
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So that's how she got the nose ridges! She's not a Bajoran! Canon violation!
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a393/Animejudas/capthat12-1.jpg
Sisko (to himself): "He-just-keeps-talking-in-one-long-incredibly-unbroken-sentence-moving-from-topic-to-topic.....now I know why O'Brien told me never to accept an invitation to one of his tea parties."
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Man behind the Bajoran: "We caught this man trying to steal an Orb from the temple."
Officer: "My God...which Baldwin brother is this??"
Man: "Does it matter?"
Visitor: Darn it, wasn't the nose obscenely-hideous enough?! Did you have to give me this obscenely-hideous haircut too?!!!
Stagehand: Nana, stop that! Although the lasers can't really vaporize you, looking into them can make you go blind.
Visitor: That's what I'm hoping for: being blind is better than seeing myself look like this for the next 7 years.
Brooks: That figures, first day on the job as TV's first Black space Captain, and I'm already being portrayed as inferior to Whitey.
Kira: "Quark!!! you little shit get that camera out of my shower NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Kira: "Thanks Commander, pretending to fix Quark's hemorrhoids and then vaporising the little fucker, I owe you one"
Sisko: "It's on me Major he hid a camera in my shower too"
Picard: "You hit Q?"
Sisko: "Dam straight I did"
Picard: "Nice one, I've always wanted to do that"
Guy in Red: "AOhh Nooo"
Starfleeter: " Uh that was a wet one wasn't it?"
Guy Behind: " Ewww, Oh boy thats gonna leave a mark"
Where will you be when the guy in front of you's diarrhea comes back?
Kira: "The bastards did what to Conan O'Brien!?"
Rick Berman got the message, and never dared to visit the set of DS9 again.
Picard: "So, umm... how's the wife?"
Following Sisko's advice to loosen up a little, Kira Nerys decided to do her Darth Vader impression.
Kira: Oy, that's gonna leave a mark....
Sisko: There's nothing to see. Just a big blue ball and lots of twinkling lights.
Picard: I like staring out there...it puts things in perspective.
Sisko: Bull Crap.
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Man in Red: Ugh. Shouldn't have taken that Ex-Lax...
Starfleet Guy: Ah. So that's what that smell is coming from....
Brooks: "It's not that I don't enjoy playing Sisko, but I just have to wonder...if TPTB had had a bit more balls a few years earlier, I might have been the new captain of the Enterprise."
Stewart: "Oh, please! They didn't even have the balls to hire a real Frenchman!"
The phantom arse-pincher strikes again...
SISKO: I learned the phaser-hypnosis technique in a bar on Ferenginar...
SISKO: ::Thinking:: I hope he dismisses me soon, I'm not sure how much longer I can hold in this fart...
PRODUCTION TECH: Don't just stand there, help me get my hand out of this guy's ass!
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Kira: "You bet against me?!"
Sisko: "And that's why I didn't bet on you."
Picard: "You have to encourage your comrades...."
Sisko: "She hit a full wine bottle of 1787 Chateau Lafite."
Picard: *sighs* "I guess I would have done the same."
Guy in Red: "I think I found the cork."
Starfleeter: "I wouldn't tell the Captain about that."
Guy Behind: "When did they serve corn?"
O'Brien had warned him that Picard treated the ready room as his own personnel territory, but Sisko hadn't expected him to mark it.
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The prize
The Hunt continues.
Use your own children and table scraps to torment Tosk if you catch him.
O'Brien had warned him that Picard treated the ready room as his own personnel territory, but Sisko hadn't expected him to mark it.
Sisko: "'Who Let The Dog's Out?' Really Major..."
Brooks: "It's not that I don't enjoy playing Sisko, but I just have to wonder...if TPTB had had a bit more balls a few years earlier, I might have been the new captain of the Enterprise."
Stewart: "Oh, please! They didn't even have the balls to hire a real Frenchman!"
The prize
The Hunt continues.
Use your own children and table scraps to torment Tosk if you catch him.
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