DS9 Caption That # "Behind The Scenes"

[Judas Ascendant]

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[DostoyevskyClone]

Siddig: Yeah, pretty much wanted to blow my brains out when they told me how I should act in "The Passenger"

 

[Rat Boy]

"For the 800th time, I'm not the guy from Battlestar Galactica."

"And then they asked me how I felt about playing an anatomically-correct Andorian."

While Zoe obviously thought that Wash was the best pilot in the 'verse, she strongly objected to his cullinary talents.

 

[Judas Ascendant]

Hmm. You want to know the lyrics to "All Hail the Conquering Dominion"?

Okay, here goes
And I am telling you
I'm not going
I'm the best despot you'll ever know
There's no way I can ever go
No, no, there's no way
No, no, no, no way I'm existing without you
I'm not expanding without you
You don't want to be free
I'm staying
I'm staying
And you, and you
You're gonna worship me

Those aren't the words, you fool!

Okay...Welcome to the Dominion
We've got fun and games
We got everything you want
Kicking ass and taking names
We are the people that can find
Whatever you may need
If you've got the territory honey
We got your disease

That's more like it....

 

[Capt_Piett]

Alexander Siddig would later blame his odd behavior in the interview on "one too many Limoncello's while out drinking with George Clooney"

 

[cultcross]

Joss Whedon: "Freudian? this shot? you think so?"

 

[Navaros]

Siddig [Interviewed December 10, 2002]: "You know, I really respect the DS9 producers for not typecasting me as an Arab bad guy. I think it's very admirable that Bashir did not even have a discernable racial identity."

Casting agents, offscreen: "Hey, that guy looks really good. Why isn't anyone typecasting him as an Arab bad guy! Get his agent on the phone, now!"

Enterprise casting agent, offscreen: "Mr. Combs, we love all of your work. Please come work for us as a recurring guest on Enterprise."

Jeffrey Combs: "Great scott man, what are you trying to do, ruin my reputation? You want me on that show?! Go fly a kite!"

Siddig [Interviewed December 10, 2006]: "You know, no one ever listens to what I say in interviews anyways, so from now on I only give interviews while in a drunken stupor."

Enterprise casting agent: "We are quite sure that Jolene Blalock thinks you are cute. And if you come work with us, you will be working with her a lot."

Jeffrey Combs: "Bring me the contract, I'm ready to sign!"

 

[CaptainJon]

"This is Gaius Baltar."

...

"Okay. How 'bout this...(clears throat)...This...is Gaius....Baltar!"

"Yeah, let's go with the other guy."

 

[Crazy Eddie]

- Who is this "Baltar" person you keep confusing me with? -

 

[Candlelight]

Siddig contemplated how to kill the interviewer after he first promised not to mention Battlestar Galactica but subsequently asked if he was that guy from Bridget Jone's Diary.

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Combs: "You want me to play Uhura in the new movie!?"

BSG Fan: "Hey look! James Callis is rehearsing for a scene where he's having mind sex with Six."
Sid: "Wha...? Who? Err, Yeah... I really AM that guy you think I am."

Zoe: "Jayne, I could outshoot you even when I'm sound asleep."
Jayne: "Prove it!"

(Ten minutes later)
Jayne: "Okay, best two out of three!"

 

[Candlelight]

This week in "Gulliver's Travels", the people of Lilliput get $%^#@$!*ed.

 

[terranova]

Jeffery Combs was shocked when someone at the convention remembered that he had been in Babylon 5.

Alexander Siddig, auditioning for the role of Baltar's brother.

The man who asked why Zoe needed to ware two belts did live long.

 

[PKTrekGirl]

Pinning this now...

 

[Rat Boy]

Planned scene from the aborted sequel to Serenity: Zoe, going into labor with Wash's child, politely refuse's Jayne's offer to be her midwife.

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Year of Hell said:
This week in "Gulliver's Travels", the people of Lilliput get $%^#@$!*ed.

On a seperate thought...
Until I saw the pictures in this thread I had always thought the Callis-Sid resemblence was over-hyped. But Sid's look in those pics is so Baltar-eque that at first I wasn't sure it WAS Sid.

 

[DBR]

"... And the name's Cleopatra. Say good-night, bitch!"

 

[Nebusj]

``See, my eyes will only open if you press this spot right here.''

And now, a question mark. Fssssshhhhhhhhhhhhwwww poot!

Have him listen to Billy Bragg and this is every guy from my old campus newspaper.

``I have to figure Mister Furley will be glad to find out we're building a kite and not running a prostitution ring.''

The Gorn are nothing; she's waiting for that blasted Metron.

 

[Shatmandu]

Sid: "Berman's nuts? About right here or so . . ."

 

[Judas Ascendant]

The winners this round

Year of Hell said:

This week in "Gulliver's Travels", the people of Lilliput get $%^#@$!*ed.

Capt_Piett said:

Alexander Siddig would later blame his odd behavior in the interview on "one too many Limoncello's while out drinking with George Clooney"

The prize

The Runabout: Orinoco, now with a quantum torpedo launcher. Put a friend's eye out with style....