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DS9 Caption That # "Bedside Manner"

Judas Ascendant

Commodore
Commodore
This round's pics


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Extra Credit
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Chase: "What do you mean... 'banned'?"

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Siddig: "Sorry Chase. You just aren't welcome at TrekBBS."



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Jadzia: "Wait, wait, wait!!! She dumped you for who...!?"


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Abrams' Klingons were a significant departure from the norm.
 
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Leeta: "I shouldn't have had that chili."

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Bashir: "You shouldn't have had that chili."

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Dax: "She had the chili?"

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Joker: "Wait a minute, that's the bank manager from Heat. Ah crap."
 
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Leeta: "They're looking at my cleavage?"

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Bashir: "It's okay. It's okay for people to look at them. It's nice cleavage."

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Dax: "Blah blah blah blah"
Bashir: "Blah blah blah blah blah."
Audience: "mmmm Cleavage!"

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Clown: "I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"

Parent: "Worst children's entertainer, ever!"
 
Wow. Thanks.

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Leeta: "Shit! That wasn't my birth date, that was my PIN."

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Bashir: "Never mind my thumb in your ass. It's an old earth cure for hiccups."

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Dax: "She's not even wearing a bra!"

Leeta: "Yeah, go ahead and laugh it up spots. Press both of your's together and you won't match even ONE of these."

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"I've seen The Dark Knight 127 times...why do you ask?"
 
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Bashir: "Yes Dax, I'll give you that. They are perky and firm. But you must admit..."

Dax: "What?"

Leeta: "You've got to be kidding me, right?"
 
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Bashir: "You're leaving me for Rom? You've got to be shitting me."

Leeta: "Did I say that out loud?"

Bashir: "I'm being Punked', right?"
 
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LEETA: "Aw, dammit, I glued my hand to my mouth! Oh no, now the other one's stuck to my breasts! Julian!"


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BASHIR: "Hmmm... this is industrial-strength, super-adhesive Tarkelian glue. The only substance that could break it down and get your hands unstuck is xyllironite. I'm afraid there's none on the station, but I could get some here by next week --"

DAX (walking up): "Actually Julian, there's no need. As it so happens, my lipstick is made from a xyllironite-based compound -- it should do the trick. If I just use my lips on the affected areas..." (She proceeds to do so for the next few minutes).


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DAX: "There we go -- problem solved! Now, what did you want to talk to me about Julian?"

BASHIR: (Stares blankly)

DAX: "Julian?"

BASHIR: (Faints)
 
This round's winners

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LEETA: "Aw, dammit, I glued my hand to my mouth! Oh no, now the other one's stuck to my breasts! Julian!"


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BASHIR: "Hmmm... this is industrial-strength, super-adhesive Tarkelian glue. The only substance that could break it down and get your hands unstuck is xyllironite. I'm afraid there's none on the station, but I could get some here by next week --"

DAX (walking up): "Actually Julian, there's no need. As it so happens, my lipstick is made from a xyllironite-based compound -- it should do the trick. If I just use my lips on the affected areas..." (She proceeds to do so for the next few minutes).


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DAX: "There we go -- problem solved! Now, what did you want to talk to me about Julian?"

BASHIR: (Stares blankly)

DAX: "Julian?"

BASHIR: (Faints)


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Bashir: "You're leaving me for Rom? You've got to be shitting me."

Leeta: "Did I say that out loud?"

Bashir: "I'm being Punked', right?"

The prize
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An Odo action figure.

Need someone who looks vaguely like you to stand in for you at school?

Need a really good chastity belt?

Do you need a way to infiltrate the lair of your enemies?

Now you have means to your ends....
 
Thank you very much for the win! :D


The prize

An Odo action figure.

Awesome. Is that a phaser he's holding in his hand? You know, the thing he never used? Nice to see these toy-makers checking their facts first. :lol:


Need a really good chastity belt?

No thanks... the one I've apparently got seems to be working fine. :(

;)
 
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