DS9 Caption Contest 86: A Lost Cause

[Finn]

Thanks for the win

Weyoun: It's okay, guys. He isn't the one who wrote the Twilight books.

 

[shivkala]

Kira: Why are you guys wearing tuxes again?

Garak: It’s after six. What are we, farmers?

 

[Nerys Myk]

BASHIR: Worf,we're chaperones at a high school prom. You don't have the authority to kill a kid for spiking the punch!

 

[cal_nevari]

"Jake, we're putting the band back together!"

 

[Mistral]

Thanks for the win(s)!

"Everybody was Kung Foo fighting!"

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Bashir: MISTER Worf, this is a formal dance. We will under no circumstances be performing this "Hokey Pokey" of which you seem to be so fond.

Kira: I could stand to hear a little more.

 

[LeadHead]

Bashir: Worf, what do you mean "We're just backup dancers?!"

 

[Triskelion]

Bashir: Kira won the coin toss and she gets to wear the dress.
Worf: What about -
Bashir: And the gloves.

Worf: I did not play with toys.
Jem'Hadar: I was never a boy.
Sisko: And I'm wearing an adult diaper. So what are we talking about?

 

[Nerys Myk]

BASHIR: You have a kid Worf, no one's going to buy the virgin in white look!

 

[Smellincoffee]

*cough*

So....will this contest pick up again?

 

[T'Girl]

Siddig: Sorry they didn't choose you to be the "Bond" of the episode Michael, but you've gotta admit that "Bashir, Julian Bashir" sounds better than "Mogh, Worf son of Mogh."

Michael: Sid 1, Dorn 100. Shall we compare salaries?

Sid: "Why don't we just compare the size of our dicks and get it over with?"
Micheal: "What did you think I meant by Sid 1, Dorn 100?"
Sid: "That's absurd, I'll have you know ...".
Nina: "I've seen you naked."
Sid: "Blast !!!"

Bashir: MISTER Worf, this is a formal dance. We will under no circumstances be performing this "Hokey Pokey" of which you seem to be so fond.

Worf: "But according to Lando that's what it's all about."